Posts by LockedChaos

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Have any of you heard about "The Cleavage Talk?" C'mon!!

by Lady Zombie in

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supposedly about the same time as the bethel visitor's dress code brochure, talks were being given in kh concerning women showing cleavage.. i don't know.

i haven't heard any of these talks myself, but my folks tell me they have.

they also told me about the talks given in other congregations (reported to them by their friends).. i guess some cos, pos, etc.

LockedChaos

Cleavage?

I love cleavage

and short skirts

Tank tops

Shorts - baggy or tight

I wonder if they had a slide show

to go along with the talk.

Yea baby!!

13

what happens if I die?

by halcyon in

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what happens to a fader whose family is still jw if they die?

what kind of funeral do they get?

i know nobody shows up, but who presides over it?

LockedChaos

Oompa

How did you know that my death

instructions were what you said??

Actually, just gonna get torched instead.

The wife is then throw a big party

with many libations, both wet and dry.

14

OK folks, now something Im passionate about

by zagor in

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friends

ive seen several threads about ufo but not one about ifo.

as you might have hear richard branson with help of burt rutan (who would be one of my personal heroes if i ever had one) had just unveiled space plane for paying passenger to take them for a ride of a lifetime into suborbital flight.

i know it is a bit expensive i my self would wait till it go down by about a half before seriously thinking about it and i wouldnt like going alone anyway.

LockedChaos

I would go in a second

Ziggy Stardust

16

Turning in your time

by witnessgirl in

i posted this in another thread, but thought that it was probably worth its own discussion.

apologies if you've seen this in the other thread.

here is a graphic that appeared in the june 1, 2005 watchtower.

LockedChaos

Hey...............

The person on the right

looks like Bill Gates

So that's how the Microsoft founder

has been spending his free time

Disturbing and cultish

23

Written Review

by Mysterious in

do they still do this?

i used to memorize the pattern of true and false answers.. my mother told me that when she was younger the elders used to actually mark your answers

LockedChaos

Crap!!

I had forgotten all about that.

They actually graded them.

Where I went it was made public too.

Just another reason to be ridiculed for

not giving a s**t.

Holy Spirit Indeed!!

15

What happened at the recent DC?

by Allegory in

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friends

hi everyone, i'm new and angry right now.

a little history.

about 1974 i was studying and continued to study for about a year or two.

LockedChaos

Welcome

to the world of the

Dumped and

Booted

Not to mention

all of the undercoverers (is that a word)

and slinkerers (another non word) away

Nice

16

Tim Curry.... Greatest Actor?

by Preston in

i've seen thousands of movies and occasionally get into discussions with other movies fans regarding the best performance / film score / film in a certain year / etc..... i've had disagreements with people as to the acting quality of marlon brando, james stewart, jimmy cagney, bette davis but.... the one actor that i've never experienced any disagreements on is (inexplicably) tim curry, who i've been a big fan of since 'clue' and i'm almost convinced that there is not a single purveyor of film that doesn't like his acting, but i'd like to do an experiment on here to see if anyone does.. does everyone really like tim curry?.

.

- preston.

LockedChaos

I think this was his best

Pennywise

62

RECENT REVISIONS TO THE KH DRESS CODE?

by navytownroger in

i was told by my former book-study conductor recently that a new 'dress code' had been handed down by the wts, because people had been 'getting too casual' with their styles of clothing.

one item he mentioed was a new rule for women prohibiting denim skirts.

and, when a woman wore a denim jacket, she was also told this was not appropriate for the kh.