Nos.... my day job is in industrial safety and training so I'd like to offer my professional opinion:
Drilling a hole in your hand was STTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOPid.
Thought you would like to know.
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I tried drilling through my hand today!
by Nosferatu ini tried drilling through my hand today, but it didn't work.
i was drilling a hole, and the drill slipped and sliced up my index finger.
how come the bigger injuries hurt less?
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Yea! That pisses me off... I really hate that.
_____Hill (are ya damned deaf? class)
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Eighty eight years ago today
by Skimmer ineighty eight years ago today, c. t. russell kicked the bucket and went to his, er, "reward".
yes, it was on halloween.
was jellyfish russell done in by poison, perhaps delivered by an agent operating under the direction of booze rutherford?
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Leaving for Pittsburg Friday... I have a shovel and have called the rental center and reserved a back-hoe.
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"Eye-Wrack"
by Simon infor god's sake, if i hear another american on tv telling me about "eye-wrack" i will scream !!.
it is pronounced iraq with the 'i' as in 'india' (or do you pronounce that eye'n'd-ee-yah ?!
it is how they pronounce their countries name which makes it the correct way to pronounce it.
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who are you rolling those green eyes at gorgeous?
---------Hill
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Elder told me Voting was a conscience matter
by confusedjw inspeaking with an elder this weekend and the subject of voting came up (we were talking about things changing) and he pointed to the matter of voting.
he said it was a matter of conscience.
(previously he and i have had very very in depth discussions on my new take of the wtbts).
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it's a trick.........on your way out of the voting hall he will toss a net over you and drag your ass to a "library" nearby..............
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"Eye-Wrack"
by Simon infor god's sake, if i hear another american on tv telling me about "eye-wrack" i will scream !!.
it is pronounced iraq with the 'i' as in 'india' (or do you pronounce that eye'n'd-ee-yah ?!
it is how they pronounce their countries name which makes it the correct way to pronounce it.
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And further more............at least one third of us took our diction lessons from one PETER JENNINGS, .... If he doesnt speak the Queen's English who does?
Drink another warm beer and go to bed Simon.....the free world is busy tonight!
------Hill
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"Eye-Wrack"
by Simon infor god's sake, if i hear another american on tv telling me about "eye-wrack" i will scream !!.
it is pronounced iraq with the 'i' as in 'india' (or do you pronounce that eye'n'd-ee-yah ?!
it is how they pronounce their countries name which makes it the correct way to pronounce it.
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hillbilly
How do you pronounce Indianapolis? Does it start with 'Eye'? No? WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU ?!?!?!
Hell, any one knows that Indianapolis starts with "indian". What are ya, Limey, daft?
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"I just messed up"
by hillbilly ineven when you have good intentions, it is possible to make a complete wreck of the situation.
it is normal to cast about for something to blame, i.e., "the horse ducked his head.
" "i hit a pothole.
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Even when you have good intentions, it is possible to make a complete wreck of the situation. It is normal to cast about for something to blame, i.e., "The horse ducked his head." "I hit a pothole." "I thought it said two pounds!" "She was leaning on me." "The light was bad." "I always do it that way!"
As my disasters have accumulated over the years, I have finally realized that sometimes I just mess up. It's the truth, and who can argue with it?
Recently, I received a note that a wife of a friend of mine was not long for this world. She had been suffering a prolonged illness and her time was nigh. I had become close to this friend and his brother. With a heavy heart, I wrote a note to the couple thanking them for their inspiration. I offered the consolation they would be together in heaven. I mailed it.
A week later I received word that Helen (not her real name) had passed away.
"Helen?" I said, "I thought it was Ruth that died!" I was mortified. I called both brothers apologizing profusely for my erroneous, insensitive error. They were gracious, but I don't think I'll be invited to their next family reunion.
How can I live with myself, you ask? I look myself in the eye and say, "Cowboy, ya just messed up."
James (not his real name) is like that.
Sometimes things start out perfectly fine. You mean well, everything's going according to plan and then, WHAM! Like the time he was riding down main street in his beautiful, Colorado high-mountain hometown.
The proprietor of a local establishment hollered at James to ride his horse on in. What a great idea! It's not often a cowboy gets that invitation, so he spurred his pony up the steps through the door and up to the bar. The tourists loved it! They took pictures and bought James and his horse a beer or three. He departed with a wave and galloped out into the street.
It struck him that it was such a good idea, he should just do it again. So he did. Next door. But his reception at the North Park Fidelity Bank was not nearly as warm. He was summarily arrested and jailed on a DUI, making a deposit under the influence.
Another day he was pushing a big ornery bull down the trail from Pole Mountain. The bull sulled up and got on the fight. James tried whacking him with the tail of his rope. Then to even up the odds, James pulled a pair of pliers from his pliers holster and tied it to the end of his rope to give it more heft. It worked. The bull charged him, tipped over his horse, pinning James underneath.
When Blaine rode up on them, the bull was standing on the horse's neck, which was on top of James, who was ferociously whacking the bull on the nose with a set of pliers that didn't weigh much more than a Teflon spatula.
"What happened?" asked Blaine after he rescued his pardner.
"Oh, nothing," said James, "I just messed up."
Baxter Black is a veterinarian and cowboy poet. His column appears weekly and airs each Monday at 6:20 a.m. on KGNC Talk Radio 71. He can be reached at baxterblack.com or (800) 654-2550
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Eighty eight years ago today
by Skimmer ineighty eight years ago today, c. t. russell kicked the bucket and went to his, er, "reward".
yes, it was on halloween.
was jellyfish russell done in by poison, perhaps delivered by an agent operating under the direction of booze rutherford?
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bttt...........nice angle and deserves more comments............
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WHAT DO YOU KNOW THAT NOBODY ELSE KNOWS?
by Terry ini happen to think quite a few intelligent people have cornered the market on certain information.. when you are around other intelligent people you find in talking with them that you are incredibly more well informed about certain subjects than other people are.
in fact, you might know things that nobody else knows anything about.. tell me what it is that you know.. i have some really quirky things i know.
but, what do you know that sets you apart?
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i know that I invented the internet and Al Gore was at the next table over in the bar that night.
Damned bar napkinks!
--------Hill