Posts by hippikon

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In a flash of blinding light...

by terraly in

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friends

one of the traits that is most endearing about a lot of witnesses is that they will not listen to logical arguments raised by family, friends, or *gasp* apostates, but they will listen to the most contrived and specious arguments that the writing dept.

can spew forth.. then in the style of swift, i submit a modest proposal for getting past these defenses:.

distribute an apostate watchtower issue.. we all know exactly how watchtowers look- the size, paper, style of artwork, and phrases used in the writing.

hippikon

What would we call the parody "Ivorytower"?

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prodigal philo - hello to everyone

by philo in

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friends

i have been an inactive poster here for months now.

present in spirit, watching the house filling up as more h2o refugees like me trample the border.

reading your great posts, laughing and crying with both anger and mirth, getting off on all the sex-talk.

hippikon

Wlcome back my brother. I'll just pop outside and kill a cow for you.

PS How long did it take before you realised the power was off?

"But it does move"
Galileo

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In a flash of blinding light...

by terraly in

jw
friends

one of the traits that is most endearing about a lot of witnesses is that they will not listen to logical arguments raised by family, friends, or *gasp* apostates, but they will listen to the most contrived and specious arguments that the writing dept.

can spew forth.. then in the style of swift, i submit a modest proposal for getting past these defenses:.

distribute an apostate watchtower issue.. we all know exactly how watchtowers look- the size, paper, style of artwork, and phrases used in the writing.

hippikon

How Could you !!! and still keep a straight face. I would be too tempted to be sarcastic. Guess Im off the writing commitee. Can I do my life story! Apostate gets the troof looses it gets it again and looses it again Goes to hell Realises hell dosn't exist and gets resurected. Joins the hells angels and lives happily ever after.

"But it does move"
Galileo

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Edward Dunlap recording

by Geoff in

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friends

i thought one of the points made by this edward dunlap ( http://www.consolidatedcap.com/media/dunlap.html).

character was particularly interesting.

he said that he believed that pual in the christian times believed that "faith alone was enough to garantee that you where saved.

hippikon

Thanks for the info - Ive just orderd the book from Amazon today.

"But it does move"
Galileo

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Edward Dunlap recording

by Geoff in

jw
friends

i thought one of the points made by this edward dunlap ( http://www.consolidatedcap.com/media/dunlap.html).

character was particularly interesting.

he said that he believed that pual in the christian times believed that "faith alone was enough to garantee that you where saved.

hippikon

Excuse my ignorance but Who's Edward Dunlap? And what did he do?

"But it does move"
Galileo

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What Should I Say?

by Stephanus in

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i ran into some jws i knew last night and asked them if i could get the latest magazines; no-one seems to call on us anymore!

they said they'd be around sometime today.. what subject should i bring up?

the paedophilia issue?

hippikon

Or perhaps you could ask.

Who's in charge now? If they say Jesus say you'd like to meet him

Do you still practice disfellowshipping for oral sex? ( If they say no you could ask for a blow job. If they say yes tell them you wan't to dob in your wife!)

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