Posts by hippikon

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Chinese Proverbs

by Scorpion in

foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.. man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to bangkok.. man with one chopstick go hungry.. man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.. baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.. man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.. it take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.. man who drive like hell, bound to get there.. man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.. man who fish in other mans well often catch crabs.. crowded elevator smell different to midget.. man who fart in church sit in own pew.

hippikon

lol

"But it does move"
Galileo

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Humorous Signs

by hippikon in

humorous signs.

these signs and notices, written in english, were discovered in.

many countries around the world:.

hippikon

Humorous Signs
These signs and notices, written in English, were discovered in
many countries around the world:

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On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:

"OUR WINES LEAVE YOU WITH NOTHING TO HOPE FOR."

In a Rome laundromat:

"LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING GOOD TIME."

In a Japanese hotel:

"YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID."

In a Tokyo bar:

"SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR LADIES WITH NUTS."

In a Belgrade hotel:

"THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID."

Outside a Paris shop:

"DRESSES FOR STREET WALKING."

Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:

"WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?"

In the office of a Roman doctor:

"SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES."

In a Bangkok cleaner:

"DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS."

In an Acapulco hotel:

"THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL WATER SERVED HERE."

In a Zurich hotel:

"BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING
GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM,
IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THAT PURPOSE."

In an Austrian hotel (catering to skiers):

"NOT TO PERAMBULATE IN THE CORRIDORS DURING THE HOURS OF REPOSE
IN THE BOOTS OF ASCENSION."

In a Bucharest hotel lobby:

"THE LIFT IS BEING FIXED FOR THE NEXT DAY.
DURING THAT TIME WE REGRET THAT YOU WILL BE UNBEARABLE."

In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from the monastery:

"YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN COMPOSERS,
ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY."

On the door of a Moscow hotel room:

"IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST VISIT TO RUSSIA, YOU ARE WELCOME TO IT."

On the menu of a Polish hotel:

"SALAD A FIRM'S OWN MAKE: LIMPID RED BEET SOUP
WITH CHEESY DUMPLINGS IN THE FORM OF A FINGER;
ROASTED DUCK LET LOOSE; BEEF RASHERS BEATEN UP IN THE
COUNTRY PEOPLE'S FASHION."

From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner:

"COOLS AND HEATS: IF YOU WANT JUST CONDITION OF
WARM IN YOUR ROOM PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF."

In a Budapest zoo:

"PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY
SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY."

From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:

"WHEN PASSENGER OF FOOT HEAVE IN SIGHT, TOOTLE
THE HORN. TRUMPET HIM MELODIOUSLY AT FIRST,
BUT IF HE STILL OBSTACLES YOUR
PASSAGE THEN TOOTLE HIM WITH VIGOR."

In a Swiss mountain inn:

"SPECIAL TODAY - NO ICE CREAM."

From the Soviet weekly:

"THERE WILL BE A MOSCOW EXHIBITION OF ARTS BY
150 SOVIET REPUBLIC PAINTERS AND SCULPTORS. THESE
WERE EXECUTED OVER THE PAST FEW YEARS."

In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:

"WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS."

In a Norwegian cocktail lounge:

"LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR."

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Satan and Mind Control?

by hippikon in

jw
friends

i would like to collect some of the absurd watchtower statements about satan.

particularly about satan putting thoughts into peoples minds and controlling world events and individuals.

didn't it used to freek you out in the borg that satan could be reading your mind - if that aint a mind duck (copulation) what is!.

hippikon

I would like to collect some of the absurd watchtower statements about Satan. Particularly about Satan putting thoughts into people’s minds and controlling world events and individuals. Didn't it used to freek you out in the borg that Satan could be reading your mind - If that aint a mind duck (copulation) what is!

"But it does move"
Galileo

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JW's in South Park

by SlayerLayer in

jw
friends

hey guys,.

yes i have too much time on my hands today, and created this website just for your entertainment.

please check it out and let me know what you think.

hippikon

Excelent

"But it does move"
Galileo

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Roadside Assistance?

by outnfree in

jw
friends

i think i remember reading somewhere here about how some poor df'd sister's car broke down on the way home from a meeting once and none of the brothers would stop to help.

it made somebody ashamed, as well it should have!.

here's a twist: the son of the local p.o.

hippikon

Bajarama: You mean like this

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A TRUE BELIEVER

by Norm in

jw
friends

what happens if someone actually takes the bible serious?

really acts upon its message?

history have provided us with many examples of this and the watchtower societies second president personally had one particularly spectatcular go at it.. the watchtower society second president j. f. rutherford was in a hurry to get the new system going while he was still alive.

hippikon

Two Words: Compulsory Sterilisation

"But it does move"
Galileo

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Measuring Evil

by Sam Beli in

jw
friends

the measurement of evil is the subject of the article at this link; i find the tribal behavior discribed of interest to former jws: http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/ap/20010511/hl/psychiatry_evil_1.html.

enjoy,.

sam beli

hippikon

Thanks for that and welcome to the board. You must tell us more about youself

"But it does move"
Galileo

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I need help on this please......

by HalfWayThere in

jw
friends

hi, i need some advice from those here who may have gone before me in a situation similar to this.

i have to explain the problem first so bear with me please :).

i've posted a few times before briefly explaining my current situation.

hippikon

I don’t like your chances of getting it back. Even if they do they will almost certainly keep a copy. Usually If you give them a letter of disassociation they will want to have a meeting to see if you really meant it or it was as you say and impulsive act. The elders are not allowed to try and talk you out of disassociating yourself but you can retract it on your own volition which is what it sounds you have done. It may pay to put the retraction in writing for their records. If you do seek legal advice keep it to your self

"But it does move"
Galileo

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U F O

by Tallyman in

jw
friends

i remember several years ago, the watchtower through the awake!

magazine tried to tackle the ufo phenomenon and gave a super-watered-down generalization of it.

today the subject got more interesting.

hippikon

And wanker would be a scientific term then?

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U F O

by Tallyman in

jw
friends

i remember several years ago, the watchtower through the awake!

magazine tried to tackle the ufo phenomenon and gave a super-watered-down generalization of it.

today the subject got more interesting.

hippikon

Thank you professor now over to the BBC on this breaking news

http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_124000/124854.stm

An international team of scientists investigating UFOs has concluded that they are are interesting and deserve further study. But our science editor Dr David Whitehouse explains why he does not believe that UFOs are alien spacecraft.
Any far and open-minded scientist would agree that UFOs should be studied. We do not know everything about our planet's atmosphere and there must be rare phenomena yet to be discovered.
But the thing that has frightened many scientists away from such a sensible attitude towards UFOs is that most people think that a UFO is the same thing as a flying saucer.
I would like to believe that our planet is being visited by aliens but I cannot.
Why is it that all of the thousands of photographs and videos purporting to be of 'flying saucers' are out of focus? Surely someone must have taken a close and detailed picture?
Ask an advocate for evidence that aliens have landed and you will get one of two things in reply. You will get stories and you will get excuses.
Some of the stories are interesting. You can talk to people who say they have been for a ride in an alien spaceship, some of them claim to have been molested and experimented on by aliens.
But a story is just a story. I cannot believe them unless there is supporting evidence.
Then there are the excuses. When you ask for proof that our world is being visited by aliens you get all sorts of reasons why such evidence exists but cannot be produced.
It is a cover-up they say. We did have evidence but it was stolen by government agents who are part of a great plot by the authorities to conceal the truth.
We have all heard about the claims that alien bodies are stored in deep-freeze in a secret vault in a United States Air Force base. Supposedly they have been there for 50 years following a flying saucer crash. It has been kept secret ever since.
Well not quite. It is so hush-hush that we all know about it. Questions should obviously be asked about the United States Air Force's ability to keep a secret.
What is lacking is tough-mindedness and an attitude that remarkable claims require remarkable evidence.
I will not believe it unless someone produces an artefact that cannot be man-made; unless someone can pass on information about the universe that we did not know and can be verified.
Or unless they land on the Whitehouse lawn - either the one in the United States, or mine.