OK. Liberals.
I'm sick and tired of them. I'm talking particularly about Anti-Christian liberals.
What really grates on my nerves is that these people don't even realise they are liberals. Lets do the FUNDIE thing and "separate the wheat from the chaff" my brothers and sisters.
Please answer the following questions (the liberometermeter) :
(note, no ONE answer will make you a liberal, its the combination of answers that may reveal what you are possibly denying...see results chart below)
1. Do you think that truth is relative and that there is no undisputed "right" or "wrong"
2. Do you find yourself shouting curses at inappropriate times? (e.g. GOD DAMN IT! and JESUS CHRIST!)
3. If you answered "yes" to the above, has this happened during sex? (with someone elses marriage mate, of course! You are a proud fornicator!)
3. Do you think that those who do not accept your version of "Science" and "philosophy" can "go to hell"? (bonus: have you told them they're going to hell? extra bonus: whilst foaming at the mouth?)
4. Do you believe that you came from a fish and have a Darwin symbol on your vehicle? (bonus: do you wave emphatically at others who have Darwin symbols on their vehicles?)
5. Do you attend philosophy class more than once a week?
6. Do you say the word "Fundi" (or alternatively "Satan") more than once a day?
7. Do you find yourself clasping your hands over your ears and screaming hysterically when Christian music plays?
8. Do you use circular reasoning? (explanation: "Evolution is true because real Scientists say it to be true....Only scientists who believe in evolution are real scientists because the evolution is true ...."etc.)
9. Are you anti- Jesus Christ?
10. Do you have at least two friends who wear crosses and yet don't believe in the message of the cross?
RESULTS:
IF you answered YES
10+ times. You are a Liberal. This means you are one annoying A*shole. It is recommended you try THINKING. Oh, and you do not have all the answers you Pr*ck.
5+ times. BEWARE. You are seriously becoming as closed minded as the true Liberal. Practise the following mantra 3 times a day "I can respect those of other faiths, I can possibly be wrong". If that doesn't work, shut the F**k up because we don't wanna hear your crap.
1+ times. Wake up and smell the coffee, then leave that philosophy before its too late. If you do belong to a church, well....good. Keep it up!
Edited by - hooberus on 17 December 2002 13:4:6