Posts by SweetSweetApostasy

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Society to start laminating paper backed publications

by Lady Zombie in

at the wednesday night ministry school meeting, a letter from the society was read announcing that wtbts paperbacked publications will begin to be laminated.

according to the letter, this "will save approximately 2 million dollars per year," "lengthen the life of the publications," and "increase the attractiveness" of the publications.. so there's that.. .

also, will someone please explain to me why 85% of the congregation started smiling and nodding at this.. i sometimes think that headquarters could send the congregations boxes of turds and the jws would act like it was the best thing ever..

SweetSweetApostasy

Why does coating JW publications in plastic sound so poetic?

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mental health

by martinwellborne in

sorry if i seem a bit outta sorts, but +#'* me i have had a bad time these past months.

i honestly thought i was condemned to die (deep down i still think i am).

i left the borg about a year ago with my wife and family all intact (or so i thought).

SweetSweetApostasy

Don't worry dude, be assured you're just crazy. Nothing to feel anxious about. :oP

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Another year without F1 in the States

by JK666 in

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wow,.

this really sucks, especially for a tifosi like me:.

the fia has unveiled the provisional calendar for the 2009 season, confirming the arrival of the abu dhabi grand prix and the absence of a race in the united states.. .

SweetSweetApostasy

Maybe if we pretend to like Soccer and agree to call it futball like everyone else and stop invading other countries the foreign people will give us F1 in exchange? They're pretty big on the "think like us or we will hate you" thing (big parallels with JayDubs IMHO). F1 could just be a carrot in a carrot and stick proposition.

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Life Is Not An Accident

by metatron in

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http://www.indiadaily.com/editorial/19642.asp.

this article articulates what needs to be said and understood about life in the universe.

life does not originate because molecules randomly bump into each other.

SweetSweetApostasy

Me too!

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Convention attendee harassed by attendants

by song19 in

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i found this youtube video very entertaining and enlightening..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbjxhljc6ko.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq12p-g1560.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5dm4g9btlw.

SweetSweetApostasy

well, should have tempered my observation with the observation that Blaze of Glory exits are also pretty cool. I don't think anybody should leave with their tail between their legs. Just saying that demonstration of non-hurt/damage would shock the average JayDub more than a crazy Satan controlled apostatepants. They're ready to see apostates, they see few conscious-free, Ex-JayDubs, who can look them
in the eye, smile and act like a normal human being.

I never want to let a JayDub see me looking angry at them. I am unconditional love and a shining example of a human being.

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Breaking News - Ramblings of the Governing Body

by Edward Elder in

if you're still unsure about the hotline to heaven (aka fds), then have a laugh at this truly pathetic story being circulated by the dubs - comments from stephen lett of the groaning body - see below.. to summarise lett's mind-control ramblings:.

angels are directing jws in the ministry - of course!if you don't answer the door - god will kill youif you don't listen to us - god will kill youbrainwashing of minor children is a real winnercalling on empty houses may seem like a waste of time - but to dubs it's the work of angelsfor the bethel drone monitoring this post - wake up and smell the coffee, before you're made to leave your cosy brooklyn office and hack the streets calling on empty houses.. you can be sure lett will be right behind you!.

ee.

SweetSweetApostasy

I'm still not clear on what Satan lied about. Any theories?

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Convention attendee harassed by attendants

by song19 in

jw
friends

i found this youtube video very entertaining and enlightening..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbjxhljc6ko.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq12p-g1560.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5dm4g9btlw.

SweetSweetApostasy

Eh, the "see you're wrong/hurting me" approach is just weakness and it plays to JayDub prejudices and strengths. They're fully prepared to view human expression as a sign of Satan.

Any Ex wishing to give a good witness amongst witnesses should appear über calm and confident and just ignore the concept they are bad/evil/not supposed to exist.

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Overwhelmed...

by Tired of the Hypocrisy in

i have a feeling that the elders in our area are overwhelmed with responsibilities.

my father in law some may recall is quite ill and has an abusive wife who is a regular pioneer.

he has repeatedly asked for visits, shepherding calls and help from the elders to get his wife in line and tell her she needs to help him instead of everyone else.

SweetSweetApostasy

I don't feel like Elders are villians, they're victims. Their only crime is to be too stupid or too cowardly to get the hell out. They aren't useless because they're bad, they're useless because they're helpless. Not even the slightest idea how to lead, help or coucil.

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