10. Chaperone? Why of course. He's carrying the camera and the condoms.
9. I didn't call after last years convention because I was working undercover finding weak ones but good news, you weren't.
8. Yep, I'm of the anointed, and that means technically I'm a virgin.
7. Of course I think your skin tight almost sheer ankle length dress is modest.
6. I know you are married but let's just keep this about you, me and a bottle of wine by the hotel pool.
5. But you were a lesbian before you came into the truth and my wife is down it, see her waving over there.
4. Do you have an insight book with you? Well then just take my word for it; this ain't pornea.
3. Your newly married sister told you what about penises? Well for purely educational purposes lets just take a look at mine.
2. Have you ever dated an assistant, to an assistant of a GB member?
1. Just hang out with me so my friends see ya for 3 days and I will pay you.