Nic - your post looks so much more official. This is just tongue and cheek, type stuff. Enjoy!
I thought of it when I heard my daughter saying the pledge under her breath the other day.
Momma-Tossed-Me
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Watchtower Pledge of Allegiance
by Momma-Tossed-Me innew babtism statement in an effort to go more "main stream.".
i pledge allegiance to the governing body of the watchtower bible & tract society and to the religion for which it stands, one congregation, under god, indivisible with uniformity and the right to a judicial committee for all.. "i pledge allegiance to the governing body of the watchtower bible & tract society and to the religion for which it stands, one congregation, under god, indivisible, with uniformity and the right to a judicial committee for all.
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Watchtower Pledge of Allegiance
by Momma-Tossed-Me innew babtism statement in an effort to go more "main stream.".
i pledge allegiance to the governing body of the watchtower bible & tract society and to the religion for which it stands, one congregation, under god, indivisible with uniformity and the right to a judicial committee for all.. "i pledge allegiance to the governing body of the watchtower bible & tract society and to the religion for which it stands, one congregation, under god, indivisible, with uniformity and the right to a judicial committee for all.
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New Babtism Statement in an effort to go more "main stream."
I pledge allegiance to The Governing Body of the Watchtower Bible & Tract Society and to the Religion for which it stands, one congregation, under God, indivisible with uniformity and the right to a judicial committee for all.
"I pledge allegiance to The Governing Body of the Watchtower Bible & Tract Society and to the Religion for which it stands, one congregation, under God, indivisible, with uniformity and the right to a judicial committee for all." -
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Two Elders just left.
by mouthy inhow wonderful it was... i saw two women over the road knocking on doors .
i could see they were jws...i prayed & asked they would call here... but no!!!!
the lord sent two men!!!!elders!!!!
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Momma-Tossed-Me
Beautiful experience, it was truly handled with the utmost tact and the proper amount of emotion, I bet their hearts melted for a moment.
You never know when you might make a dub think for just a second about what they are doing.
MTM
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New rules for talk recordings?
by discreetslave ini was told this is the new arrangement re recordings made known only to the boe.
can someone confirm this?.
one congregation cd is made of meetings, assemblies & dc to pass on to publishers who want to hear it.
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Momma-Tossed-Me
Keep tightening the screws, eventually everyone will reach a breaking point, or awakening as the case maybe.
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New songbook, 2 years later
by WTWizard innow that it has been almost 2 years since they released that flop sing to jehovah, i wonder how much the singing has improved.
i remember hearing a lot about how the singing was horrible when the book was first released.
however, i wonder how many have figured out how to sing those songs.
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My wife walks around trying to sing them and plays them in her car while the kids are in there.
The kids try and sing them as well.
In my opinion it was a worthy try, but art is subjective and I think the masses have basicly spoken about these new pieces.
It is a horrible redux of the working model.
Nice try, since the original writer/producer of the original disassociated himself.
MTM
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Did You Know any JWs that Owned 3 Homes, Land, Luxury Cars, a boat, and a Motor Home?
by LostGeneration inanother great paragraph from the new wt.
interesting nothing noted about selling any of the items listed.
i wonder if his name is andre?
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Momma-Tossed-Me
And now they got their experience published in the Watchtower, wonder how much that cost them?????
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4 Suicides I Am Aware Of This Year, Why Elders, COs Are Not Competent To Handle These Matters. (Life Or Death, Your Choice!)
by AvocadoJake ini would like to relate with the first suicide that took place this year, this was more than seven months ago.
this person was deeply distraught and was talking about killing themself.
the conduct of this person started to escalate (deep depression with morbid thoughts.
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Momma-Tossed-Me
How about with Cults, Judge Dread?
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4 Suicides I Am Aware Of This Year, Why Elders, COs Are Not Competent To Handle These Matters. (Life Or Death, Your Choice!)
by AvocadoJake ini would like to relate with the first suicide that took place this year, this was more than seven months ago.
this person was deeply distraught and was talking about killing themself.
the conduct of this person started to escalate (deep depression with morbid thoughts.
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Momma-Tossed-Me
I want to speak a little on this topic, for it is a serious issue within the JW ranks.
Empirically, speaking the lower members of a group are always the most stressed as they have the majority above to answer to.
Stress actually kills brain cells over the time the person is marinading in fight or flight hormones due to the physiology of the reaction.
The person in this condition can deteriorate mentally to the point that they would do or say anything to relieve the pain or mental anguish.
The men appointed are under a considerable amount of pressure themselves making them less likely to pick up on any signs they have self educated themselves on if they took that initiative since they are in ecclesiastical position, or a counseler over a group.
So in short this is one of the many ways the Corporate Congregation of Jehovah's Witnesses is blood guilty. They kill many in many ways.
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Guess who's coming to Thanksgiving Dinner?
by skeeter1 ini might be having both active jws and ex-jws at the same table for thanksgiving.. the ex-jws will know who is an active jw.
but, should i tell the active jws that there are going to be ex-jws at the dinner?.
i am not going to announce the other denominations present - atheist, catholic, muslim, jew, etc.
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Momma-Tossed-Me
Sounds like a great idea.
Let us know how it goes......
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Even what they printed a couple of months ago is old because Jehovah is moving so fast! From last nights letter on Gilead.
by life is to short inthe gilead letter was read last night at the meeting, i had to listen in as they have reinstated my phone line, whatever.. so anywho the service overseer gave the part and he said that jehovah's organization is moving so fast that even what they have printed just a few months ago is now old and they just received a letter from the fs that was to be read tonight from the fs!.
the way he read it, he made it very exciting and like jehovah's chosen religion is moving so fast that it can hardly keep up and the letter was just proof.
the way this elder read the letter it made it sound like the married couples school is going to be so wonderful that it would suppress gilead in wonderfulness.. the elder doing the part then went on and on about how our educational programs are so much, much better than anything out in satan's world.
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Listening to some of the highlights of the program, it seemed to contain some of the same old drivel. Nothing new or enlightening.
Yet the R&F come out it saying the end is close and this will be the last meeting of its kind.
Yeah, they are not mentally diseased or brainwashed.
MTM