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  Why

  by John Doe in

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  will some people make complete asses of themselves over $4?

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  Wow making an A$$ out of yourself is getting expensive....
  I remember the good ole days when we could make a$$es out of the whole car group for less than a dollar...but that was back when the magazines was offered at .25 a pop
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  Did you ever wonder about this....

  by StoneWall in

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  did adam and eve have belly buttons?

  (navels).

  you and i have them because we were a fetus and had a umbilical cord attached to us to provide nourishment and removal of waste etc.. since adam and eve was created and not born (and this is from a reliable source) would they have had a belly button.. .

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  Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons? (Navels)
  
  You and I have them because we were a fetus and had a umbilical cord attached to us to provide nourishment and removal of waste etc.
  Since Adam and Eve was created and not born (and this is from a reliable source) would they have had a belly button.
  
  Next point to ponder....
  Why if Adam and Eve was around all those other animals and none of them had ever talked to them before, she didn't for a brief instance stop and say to herself why the heck is this one talking to me and how...she ws suppose to have a perfect brain.
  Even me with all my flaws if a snake comes up to me and starts talking I sure ain't going to be looking at fruit..I'm going to be like how the heck did you do that?
  
  Thinking I may have rocks in my head after all,
  StoneWall
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  Are You a Glass Half Full Type Person ? Optimist or Pessimist ?

  by flipper in

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  we've all heard the cliches .

  " when the going get's tough, the tough get going .

  " etc., etc., ...... " better to have loved and lost .... than never loved at all.

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  I try to be an Optimist but life just won't let me .
  Everytime I think things are going to be ok or going good then something comes along and shoots me out of the saddle again.
  
  If it wasn't for these recurring dreams of me being like King David and Solomon with like 500 wives and 500 concubines I'm not sure I could make it thru the day
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  I'm over my pouting now.......may I come back?

  by journey-on in

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  i disassociated myself from this board a month ago, regrouped, caught up on necessary business, and now i want to come back.

  you newbies won't remember the circumstances, but you "oldies but goodies" will.

  is it okay if i return.

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  Welcome Back!!!
  Have you been a good girl while away? If so thats sad...
  Have you beena bad girl while away? Do plz tell us all about it LOL
  
  StoneWall
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  OK I get a little confused!

  by purplesofa in

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  for the past few years i have lived in jacksonville, ar and my sis in jacksonville, fl.. try moving to a different place with the same name as the place you just left!!.

  tv commercials for stuff in the same town as i was in.......and for a minute i had to think....wow, i did not know they had that here(ar).

  and they both have a military base.. but, they don't both have a beach.. i will be ok.. purps.

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  Purple have you had a chance to go to Jacksonville Landing yet..
  I remember when I was down there years ago for a DC in Jax we went to the Landing for some excellent meals at the restaurants. Love the St.Johns River theme. Had some high end Restaurants as well as the mid level ones.
  And I'm not going to admit to going to even a HOOTERS while there in case its incriminated evidence against me in the future....LOL
  
  THe stone One
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  NuBEE Welcome Yall.....excito-are!

  by yknot in

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  lets all welcome excito-are!

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  they just started posting from scotland..... to jwd excito-are!!!!

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  I already said a Welcome on other Thread but if you promise that 3 members of the Gestapo or KGB won't wisk me away to the back room and torture me with the "Bright Light" treatment I will say it again.
  
  
  WELCOME excito
  
  StoneWall
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  Everyone give a big Welcome to Fern, she is one of our newest members

  by StoneWall in

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  fern welcome to jwd!!!.

  may your stay be a long and eventful one.

  i too am a newly associated one so glad to have you on board.

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  Fern Welcome to JWD!!!
  

  May your stay be a long and eventful one. I too am a newly associated one so glad to have you on board. Pull up a seat and grab a drink and enjoy yourself. Tell us some about yourself if you feel so inclined.

  Stone
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  Afraid of the end of the world?

  by LearningMore in

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  i am wondering how much of my anxiety about the end of the world is from the wt experience, and how much is just me.

  i just watched wall-e, and while a cute movie, it really made me anxious.

  scifi in general makes me nervous.

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  Fern Welcome to JWD!!!
  May your stay be a long and eventful one. I too am a newly associtaed one os glad to have you on board. Pull up a seat and grab a drink and enjoy yourself.
  Tell us some about yourself if you feel so inclined.
  
  Stone
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  What Would You Like to Tell The Governing Body?

  by AK - Jeff in

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  we assume that they or their dupes read this forum, or parts of it, right?

  address your comments to them.

  do so kindly, and respectfully, remembering that it is their religion, and they can run it like they like.

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  Dear Santa ooooops wrong thread
  Dear Governing body,
  Since I never got x-mas presents,birthday presents, or to go trick or treatin I was wondering if you could send me a teddy bear. It don't have to be a new one,used will be fine. I grew accustomed to not getting new things and accepting hand me downs a long time ago since we were to put the Company first.
  you may be wondering why i want a teddy bear. WEll I figure since I was long overdue for a present that I wanted something I could beat the stuffing out of like was done to me if I misbehaved at the meetings as a kid or didn't live up to all the expectations of me as I was growing up. I figure a teddy bear can't tell on me and without two witneses to see it and no one will believe I did it anyhow.
  Kinda reminds me of the kids that were told to be quiet and that kids were meant to be seen not heard.
  I would ask for two teddy bears but I am fraid some might think I was materialistic for wanting more than one.
  
  And don't you worry none,I will make sure after I have beaten Teddy's rear end with a paddle or hickory or belt (or whatever is lying around handy) that I will explain that it is for his own good and that soon we will be in the New Stuffing of things and all his inwards will be back good as new.
  
  your loving brother
  Stonewall
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  Afraid of the end of the world?

  by LearningMore in

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  i am wondering how much of my anxiety about the end of the world is from the wt experience, and how much is just me.

  i just watched wall-e, and while a cute movie, it really made me anxious.

  scifi in general makes me nervous.

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  Here's a neat game...
  

  Everytime you here the end of the world, play this song and count how many times it says end of the world as we know it. Then think about how many times you've heard that in your lifetime already. But the key to the song is its the end of the world as we know it but i feel fine

  
  
  End of the World
  
  
  click here for video
  
  
  Signed,sealed and delivered by
  Stone