Posts by Bangalore

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New here

by Elbear in

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i'm a female jw who has been lurking for a little while but finally has the balls to post something.

i am in need of adivce and help.

i still feel a little nervous typing out these words on an "apostate" website.. i am a born-in jw, 4th generation.

Pope Jokes

by Bangalore in

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during his visit to the united states the pope met with president clinton.

instead of just an hour as scheduled, the meeting went on for two days.

finally, a weary president clinton emerged to face the waiting news media.

During his visit to the United States the Pope met with President Clinton. Instead of just an hour as scheduled, the meeting went on for two days. Finally, a weary President Clinton emerged to face the waiting news media. The President was smiling and announced the summit was a resounding success. He said he and the Pope agreed on 80% of the matters they discussed. Then Mr. Clinton declared he was going home to the White House to be with his family.

A few minutes later the Pope came out to make his statement. He looked tired, discouraged and was practically in tears. Sadly he announced his meeting with the President was a failure. Incredulous, one reporter asked, "But your Holiness, President Clinton just announced the summit was a great success and the two of you agreed on 80% of the items discussed".

Exasperated, the Pope answered, "Yes, but we were talking about the Ten Commandments."

A man, who smelled like a distillery, flopped down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.

After a few minutes the disheveled man turned to the priest and said, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"

"Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap wicked women, too much alcohol, and a contempt for your fellow man."

"Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have it, Father. I was just reading that the Pope does."

Bangalore

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Notes from 2013 Memorial talk: Appreciate What Christ Has Done for You

by WinstonSmith in

took one for the team tonight, and went along to the memorial.

my first time in a kingdom hall for just over a month.

it was as expected, dry, boring and extremely uninteresting.

Bangalore

Thanks Winston.

Bangalore

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Gangs and Dubs

by Farkel in

gangs start training their children to be gang members at the earliest possible age.

dubs start training their children to be cult members at the earliest possible age.

it is fairly easy to get into a gang.

Bangalore

Good comparison,Farkel.

Bangalore

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Missing in action...

by leaving_quietly in

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haven't seen any posts from elderelite or aguest in quite some time.

i miss their posts.

anyone heard from them lately?.

Bangalore

What about New Chapter,Shamus,Isaac Austin etc?

Bangalore

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BOOK: Jehovah himself has become king - Robert king

by *lost* in

i just got my first book ... to start with.

the next one will be ray franz, crisis of conscience.. so if there any believers or semi-believers that would like to chat about it i would appreciate your comments.. also it may help any visitors to this site, who may be questioning things.. .

lost.

Bangalore

You can download or read the book online for free.Here is the lnk.

http://e-watchman.com/jehovah/

Bangalore

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Dad Battles School Over Child Singing Patriotic Songs

by Bangalore in

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dad battles school over child singing patriotic songs.. http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/jehovahs-witness-child-patriotic-songs-chula-vista-school--197816021.html.

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bangalore.

Bangalore

Dad Battles School Over Child Singing Patriotic Songs.

http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Jehovahs-Witness-Child-Patriotic-Songs-Chula-Vista-School--197816021.html

Bangalore

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Pioneer Takes Baby Out In Zero Wind Chill

by rocketman in

though i haven't been in the mood to discuss jws lately, i had to post this one.

it's a keeper and shows how fanatical they can get:.

on my way to work in our city's downtown area i regularly see a pioneer walking up and down the street, holding up his magazines.

Bangalore

Quite risky to take a child out in such weather.

Bangalore

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Not A Captive got Humbled

by humbled in

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i'm sure the more discerning of you thought that the silly, green, wooly-headed avatar called "humbled" that strolled on the scene here looked familiar....... it is i, nac, with a new given name come back for a visit since i have internet for a while.

i have missed you these three years.

i've been in a far away land--the ozark mountains of nw arkansas.. because i've been blessed with anal canal cancer (nothing so hum-drum as rectal cancer) circumstances allow me to share your company 'til my sad bum can get radiated more-or-less back into shape.. any quality potty-humor (no naughty bm's---oops!---.

Bangalore

Welcome back.

Bangalore

Australian Victim Describes Brutal Sharia Law Lashing

by Bangalore in

australian victim describes brutal sharia law lashing.. .

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/2013/02/28/17/59/victim-describes-brutal-sharia-law-lashing.

bangalore.

Bangalore

Australian Victim Describes Brutal Sharia Law Lashing.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/2013/02/28/17/59/victim-describes-brutal-sharia-law-lashing

Bangalore