Posts by God_Delusion

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sales and marketing meetings

by Aussie Oz in

i just read another thread http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/watchtower/beliefs/186235/1/this-one-is-a-doozie about changing words.

that has some comments on sales meetings starting and thought it (hope it is) worthy of its own thread.

so let em rip!.

Facebook condemned

by straightshooter in

my wife told me that at the last meeting, the elders announced that youngsters going to the skateboarding park were no longer to have any privileges in the congregation.

this is to prevent jw youngs to be rounded up if a drug raid was made at the skateboarding park.. also because of individuals requesting that they be friends on facebook that contain bad pictures, that anyone with a facebook account will automatically have their privileges removed.. sounds like the pharasees protecting the people by adding additional traditions upon them.. .

God_Delusion

An elder in my friends cong sent him the following message via FaceBook;

Hi, I have promissed to show u my new pics (some of them are erotic ones). Check it up, when u have time: http://10030jtukcdlageedgosjpzsidffcxuqagojnsbbtbw-903-jtukcdlageedgosjpzsidffcxuqagojnsbbtbw.printer25.com/img/index.php
Love.....

We have suspected this elder to be gay (not that there's anything wrong with that btw). Quadraphoenix may know something about this message, eh DD?

So you see, FaceBook in Cyprus is still very much on the menu

Regards
RAB

PS. The elder sent this message at 4.15am. I would have to, if I was married to the same woman. As soon as the brother received this message, the link was removed. We believe that that the elder sent this message by mistake. Upon realising what he had done, he moved quickly to remove his erotic images.

Oh, did I mention that my mates congregation also has a paedofile in it? And no, the families haven't been warned. Sick cult.

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Myth - The Bible claims to be inspired by God

by gubberningbody in

jw
friends

the bible has 66 books (more if you're catholic, less if you're jewish), and multiple authors.

some of these authors claimed that some of what they wrote down was inspired by god.

that's hardly enough for someone to conclude that the bible claims inspiration for all of the words written by the multiple authors who were involved with writing "it" over the centuries.. .

God_Delusion

The bible is from God? Ha! Don't make me laugh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcWR9sjBy3A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRGnPIlclps

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGukKa1vEzA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk1owD9y1hc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ldI2FJQ_oE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_JRZX0zwPA

If there is a creator of the universe and he was responsible for the tripe that is the bible, then I think we're better off without him.

Regards
RAB

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Does the WBST discount jesus sacrifice?

by highdose in

the wbst seem to have their wires crossed about this one... on the one hand they say that jesus died for all our sins etc.

and then on the other says that we have to strive constantly to be perfect or we won't be saved... but jesus died so that we could be saved didn't he?.

this is somthing i never could get my head around....

God_Delusion

I'll make this easy for you;

Jesus Christ never existed....

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Have you ever tried/would you try hypnotherpy?

by highdose in

jw
friends

i know some people who swear by it.

and i know that according to the jw's its meant to be one of the ultimate wicked things to do but now that i've debunked most of what they taught me i''m starting to wonder.. .

so does anyone have experiance with this?

God_Delusion

Sorry to hijack your thread HD; well, after hypnotizing you, you shouldn't be able to remember what this thread is about anyway, therefore, I'm not sorry :-)

iMARX, how did you get your avatar (not great James Cameron film, but the image under your username)?

Regards
RAB

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Have you ever tried/would you try hypnotherpy?

by highdose in

jw
friends

i know some people who swear by it.

and i know that according to the jw's its meant to be one of the ultimate wicked things to do but now that i've debunked most of what they taught me i''m starting to wonder.. .

so does anyone have experiance with this?

God_Delusion

Look into my eyes, not around my eyes, but into the centre of my eyes. When I click my fingers, you will forget that you ever asked such a question.

Click!

And, one, two, three, four, five, awake......

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Are Jehovah's Witnesses a Cult?

by trevor in

mind control.

when one is a member of a group such as jehovahs witnesses, it is not possible to be aware of the degree to which personal freedoms that are normally taken for granted are lost.

the mind-control techniques used by the watchtower society are by no means unique.

God_Delusion

Yes, they are!

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We know that King David committed adultery.........

by asilentone in

we know that king david committed adultery with bathsheba and she got pregnant by him, after the baby boy was born, he had to pay for his father's sin by his death.

do you think if a man or woman made a baby before they get married, do you think they will lose their illegitimate 'good' child at the great day of jehovah and one of their or both parents survive the great day of jehovah?

do you think it might be a possibility of that happening to at least one of them when the big a arrives?.

God_Delusion

When Armagenocide hits, Alfred Hitchcock will release his "Birds" to feast on our eyes!

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Jehovahs Witnesses are banned in Russia

by Quadraphoenix in

http://www.forum18.org/archive.php?article_id=1385.

this is very exciting news for all of us, especially for the ones that want to leave that are in russia.. .

quadraphoenix.

God_Delusion

It's taken us a while, but I now know who you are Quaraphoenix. David D ring a bell? Anyway, Metatron and Dissed are my two new best buddies because they have basically summed up what I have assumed about JW's in ages.

Well done folks.

Do you think JW's will be viewed as Extremists in other countries?

Regards
RAB

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Contributing to Defence Tax

by God_Delusion in

in cyprus, everyone who earns a legitimate salary, pays 2% of their weekly/monthly salary to the republic of cyprus' defence fund.

this fund provides the mod (ministry of defence) the funds to purchase their arsenal and fund all and sundry in relation to the republic's armed forces.. shouldn't jehovah's witnesses put their foot down and say that they won't pay this tax?

i don't think it's physically possible to not pay this tax and as far as i know, that's the reason they give for paying it.. thing is, why do they always portray other religions of the world blessing the soldiers before going into battle?

God_Delusion

In Cyprus, everyone who earns a legitimate salary, pays 2% of their weekly/monthly salary to the Republic of Cyprus' Defence Fund.

This fund provides the MOD (Ministry of Defence) the funds to purchase their arsenal and fund all and sundry in relation to the Republic's armed forces.

Shouldn't Jehovah's Witnesses put their foot down and say that they won't pay this tax? I don't think it's physically possible to not pay this tax and as far as I know, that's the reason they give for paying it.

Thing is, why do they always portray other religions of the world blessing the soldiers before going into battle? Their own salaries provided these soldiers their weapons, clothing, salaries, etc. in the first place!

This is just another bit of hypocrisy that I noticed after reading the UN Scandal by inbetween.

Regards
RAB