I think these news articles are hilarious. Tony sounds like an idiot. And I guess I wasn't clear on what he was complaining about, so I googled "metrosexual look" and this is what I got:
REALLY? This is what he's all in a tizzy about? Seriously? Personally, the mermaid think these boys look mighty fine. But honestly, who in their right mind would give this a second thought when you've got guys dresses like THIS (below) on the loose? (BTW, no tight pants there, so they must be God-approved). And lest you think I'm talking nothing but fashion here, my point is that Tony's diatribe about sleek suits on buff boys is ridiculous in any context but in the context of the crazies currently loose in our world, is even more out of touch than it would ordinarily be...