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  What the world thinks of America

  by Simon in

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  a special tv programme on the bbc next tuesday.. website here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/america.

  should be interesting !.

  c'mon ... i betcha clicked thinking i was going to be saying something didn't ya !

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  Looking at the stats, is it really an America vs Rest of the world or a Jew vs Muslim issue?

  Why can't they just hurry up and ban religion.

  Are there any countries primarily ruled by non-relgious folk?

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  Mulan could use some hugs.

  by Princess in

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  i don't think she has posted this yet.

  mulan called me yesterday afternoon to tell me her dad had suffered a stroke.

  i did talk to my dad last night and he seemed to think that grandpa was going to be ok. i had a birthday party with nine little girls all afternoon and was completely out of touch as a result.. i think she could use a hug, don't you?.

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  ((((((((Mulan))))))))

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  Poll Suggests World Is Hostile Toward Great Britain

  by minimus in

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  since simon has proven everyone thinks poorly of the united states of america, it might be good to state the polls that we have seen lately, in the states.

  actually, the headlines of newspapers and/or magazines are acceptable too.

  here's one headline:" england sucks up to bush again!

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  Jgnat,

  You can't stop us. Ha ah ahahahahahahahhahaahah.

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  Poll Suggests World Is Hostile Toward Great Britain

  by minimus in

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  since simon has proven everyone thinks poorly of the united states of america, it might be good to state the polls that we have seen lately, in the states.

  actually, the headlines of newspapers and/or magazines are acceptable too.

  here's one headline:" england sucks up to bush again!

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  I remember reading a US friend's guide book to the UK.

  It said that the UK doesn't have a climate, it just has weather.

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  Breaking News!!

  by ignored_one in

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  christ returns for some of his old things .

  jerusalemafter being away for nearly two millennia, jesus christ triumphantly returned monday to pick up some of his old belongings.

  "i realize this isn't exactly how the world's christians were imagining it, but i left a really comfortable pair of sandals in galilee, and i wanted them back," said christ, who died for our sins.

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  Rocketman,

  If you want the uk equivilent.

  http://www.therockalltimes.co.uk/

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  Poll Suggests World Is Hostile Toward Great Britain

  by minimus in

  1. social
  2. current

  since simon has proven everyone thinks poorly of the united states of america, it might be good to state the polls that we have seen lately, in the states.

  actually, the headlines of newspapers and/or magazines are acceptable too.

  here's one headline:" england sucks up to bush again!

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  Simon,

  I dunno, London buses are rather good. Well, except when you get wierdos on 'em.

  Englishman,

  I've not been to the dentist in years. I brush my teeth regularly though.

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  1,000,000 Florida seniors fail achievement test

  by ignored_one in

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  the original is at

  http://www.therockalltimes.co.uk/2003/05/26/florida-students.html

  1,000,000 florida seniors fail achievement test

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  ignored_one

  The original is at http://www.therockalltimes.co.uk/2003/05/26/florida-students.html .

  1,000,000 Florida seniors fail achievement test

  Will not graduate with classmates, despite protests

  by Mahatma Schiekelgrubber and C.C. Nouel in Brownsville, Texas

  Nearly 1,000,000 high school seniors in Florida will not graduate as scheduled this year because they failed a newly required state Rap and Hip-Hop achievement test (FCRAHHAT).

  This is the first year that seniors have been required to pass the test, which measures "homie" lingo skills, before graduating. Those failing are usually pre-business students and members of the Young Republicans.

  Some school boards around the state have voted to allow seniors who met all other graduation criteria to participate in commencement ceremonies, although they won't receive a diploma or be allowed to have black friends for a year.

  Standing next to the Elian Gonzalez memorial fountain in the grounds of Brian de Palma High School in Key Puta Gorda, counsellor Nigel Piccolinni said he'd like to see the state implement a different FCRAHHAT scoring system, especially for students who are still learning to speak and behave like black people.

  Indeed, South Florida's white community leaders and legislators plan a protest this week, denouncing the FCRAHHAT as unfair to white students, specially those of a Methodist or Presbyterian background. They want governor Jeb "El Jefe" Bush to declare an amnesty for students who failed this year's test and to re-examine the FCRAHHAT policies.

  The Cuban community in Miami has joined the chorus of protest, demanding that the state of Florida institute a "Merengue and Mambo achievement test". Miami's Cuban community spokesperson, Carlos Miguel Del Fuente Martinez Gonzalez Perez Ramirez-O'Connor, has threatened a boycott of all of Florida's amusement and theme parks by Hispanics, Haitians and the state's growing population of Peruvian homosexuals. In addition the protesters are calling for boycotts of the Florida lottery, minority prostitutes, the state's toilet paper and rapidly expanding condom manufacturing industries, among others.

  Bush administration officials have insisted that the results must stand and the governor has criticized the protesters as being nothing but a bunch of "Spanish speaking queers", noting that average scores have risen since the test was introduced in 1998 and that special education students have made some of the biggest gains.

  "This is a time to celebrate, not a time to boycott," Bush bantered last week in the style of Eminem. "Rap and Hip-Hop are some of the greatest cultural contributions America has made to the world since the days of Acid Rock, Mad magazine and foot odor powder."

  "It's easy to be upset over generalities... [But] the schools are not failing the kids," Governor Bush asserted. "I'm just not sure we're being treated fairly with the grading system. Before we know it more African Americans will be graduating than patriotic, young, white all-American kids."

  Seniors have had at least 500 opportunities to take the FCRAHHAT — once as sophomores, twice more as juniors and four hundred and ninety seven more times as seniors. Those still seeking their diplomas after graduation day can continue taking the test indefinitely, but must pass it before they are eligible for social security or turn 70, whichever comes first.
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  Breaking News!!

  by ignored_one in

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  2. humour

  christ returns for some of his old things .

  jerusalemafter being away for nearly two millennia, jesus christ triumphantly returned monday to pick up some of his old belongings.

  "i realize this isn't exactly how the world's christians were imagining it, but i left a really comfortable pair of sandals in galilee, and i wanted them back," said christ, who died for our sins.

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  Christ Returns For Some Of His Old Things
  JERUSALEM—After being away for nearly two millennia, Jesus Christ triumphantly returned Monday to pick up some of His old belongings. "I realize this isn't exactly how the world's Christians were imagining it, but I left a really comfortable pair of sandals in Galilee, and I wanted them back," said Christ, who died for our sins. "Also, I'm pretty sure I lent [Apostle] Simon Peter my best goblet at the Last Supper." This marks Christ's first return since 76 A.D., when he thought he'd forgotten to turn off his coffee pot.

  You gotta love the Onion.

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  Poll Suggests World Is Hostile Toward Great Britain

  by minimus in

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  2. current

  since simon has proven everyone thinks poorly of the united states of america, it might be good to state the polls that we have seen lately, in the states.

  actually, the headlines of newspapers and/or magazines are acceptable too.

  here's one headline:" england sucks up to bush again!

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  And we pay too much for beer.

  Oh well, we can always invade Belgium.

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  What the world thinks of America

  by Simon in

  1. social
  2. current

  a special tv programme on the bbc next tuesday.. website here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/america.

  should be interesting !.

  c'mon ... i betcha clicked thinking i was going to be saying something didn't ya !

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  Mr T for president.

  Then he can start a war on people who don't wear gold chains.

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