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  Kangaroo's on the road

  by Mattieu in

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  hi all, driving to work this morning (tuesday), traffic had to stop to let a mob of kangaroos bounce acrooss the road.

  they were the lucky ones, every day on my trip to work i see at least one dead kangaroo that has been hit by a car/truck.. as the suburbs push further out of melbourne, the kanagroo's become more desperate for food/water, hence it's normal to see them in our estate.

  at my local golf course, you have to play around the kanagaroo's as they are so used to humans they do not flinch if you are next to them.

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  Shamus,

  The second you get your Aussie brothers out of here, you can ship those Canadian idiots back

  There is a reason why these Aussie guys have been deported migrated to Canada, they are even bigger idiots than the Canadian guys you sent over! Lets call it even, lol, I actually know a couple of Aussies that have gone over, trust me, they are all yours!

  Ah, petrol. Righhhhhhhhttt. No petrol sniffing where we are Shamus.

  What's with dingoes down there? Maybe you could get them to get those Canadian "brothers" and drag them into the outback.

  C'mon, even our dingoes have standards!
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  Kangaroo's on the road

  by Mattieu in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  hi all, driving to work this morning (tuesday), traffic had to stop to let a mob of kangaroos bounce acrooss the road.

  they were the lucky ones, every day on my trip to work i see at least one dead kangaroo that has been hit by a car/truck.. as the suburbs push further out of melbourne, the kanagroo's become more desperate for food/water, hence it's normal to see them in our estate.

  at my local golf course, you have to play around the kanagaroo's as they are so used to humans they do not flinch if you are next to them.

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  Shamus,

  Are you a canadian/aussie?? Flamin Canadians, they keep coming over here and taking our women and grog! We have at least 5 Candians bros in our circuit who have maried our women folk and decided to set up tent here, not to mention the 2 american lads as well, flamin heck mate!

  Yes, the roos jump out at night, though once they see the headlights, they freeze. We have been told that if they freeze, quickly turn your headlights off and then back on again and it should jump away. Yeah right! Like I have time to do that on a sweeping bend high on a hill! Most people just hit them as they always come of sceond best (dead). Though I have seen first hand the serious damage they do to the car (personal experience). Though I would much prefer a roo to a moose.

  PS -

  Got any petty aboot?

  I understand the aboot ( I always wanted to throw my shoe at the Aussie wife married to the Canadian bro, who after 6 months in Kahnahda, had this thick Canadian accent and saying aboot used to get me razzed up the most) but I dont get the "petty". In the words of Pauline Hanson "Please explain"

  Mattieu.
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  Kangaroo's on the road

  by Mattieu in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  hi all, driving to work this morning (tuesday), traffic had to stop to let a mob of kangaroos bounce acrooss the road.

  they were the lucky ones, every day on my trip to work i see at least one dead kangaroo that has been hit by a car/truck.. as the suburbs push further out of melbourne, the kanagroo's become more desperate for food/water, hence it's normal to see them in our estate.

  at my local golf course, you have to play around the kanagaroo's as they are so used to humans they do not flinch if you are next to them.

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  Shamus, g'day to you also, though you can keep the bears & moose, I will just keep on boxing the roo.
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  Kangaroo's on the road

  by Mattieu in

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  2. friends

  hi all, driving to work this morning (tuesday), traffic had to stop to let a mob of kangaroos bounce acrooss the road.

  they were the lucky ones, every day on my trip to work i see at least one dead kangaroo that has been hit by a car/truck.. as the suburbs push further out of melbourne, the kanagroo's become more desperate for food/water, hence it's normal to see them in our estate.

  at my local golf course, you have to play around the kanagaroo's as they are so used to humans they do not flinch if you are next to them.

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  Hi TM, same here, though dusk can be just as dangerous. We just had a woman attcked by a hungry kangaroo in her backyard not far from us and ended up in hospital.

  http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,25347073-5006505,00.html
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  ok..have not seen this before...how many here feel totally trapped in jw land??

  by oompa in

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  I used to feel trapped oompa, but am feeling a new taste of freedom now, though sadly with so many family members and friends still in, I feel as though the borg still has some sort of hold on me, if that makes sense....

  Though when I look at a few of my family still in, I feel sad for them as they look genuinely trapped, like deer eyes caught in the headlights, they want to move out of the way but are too constrained by the pharisees... Fortunately, one of them is starting to ask a lot of questions that like me will bring on the fade. I think that what keeps a lot of people stuck in JW land is the consequence of family relationships. At least it did with me...

  PS - As you are from NC, do you know of a c/o or elder in NC or SC by the name of "Sims or Simms?"

  Mattieu
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  Kangaroo's on the road

  by Mattieu in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  hi all, driving to work this morning (tuesday), traffic had to stop to let a mob of kangaroos bounce acrooss the road.

  they were the lucky ones, every day on my trip to work i see at least one dead kangaroo that has been hit by a car/truck.. as the suburbs push further out of melbourne, the kanagroo's become more desperate for food/water, hence it's normal to see them in our estate.

  at my local golf course, you have to play around the kanagaroo's as they are so used to humans they do not flinch if you are next to them.

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  Hi all, driving to work this morning (Tuesday), traffic had to stop to let a mob of kangaroos bounce acrooss the road. They were the lucky ones, every day on my trip to work I see at least one dead Kangaroo that has been hit by a car/truck.

  As the suburbs push further out of Melbourne, the kanagroo's become more desperate for food/water, hence it's normal to see them in our estate. At my local golf course, you have to play around the kanagaroo's as they are so used to humans they do not flinch if you are next to them. We have had quite a few j-dubs from the USA and Japan who have come over in the last few years who freak out how close we are to them.

  Though I was wondering what animals do you have to avoid in your neck of the woods on the roads overseas?? Moose? Bears? Dick Cheney?
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  Shock! Vampire Governing Body members drink blood of Bethelites to stay young!

  by Witness 007 in

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  at least three governing body members {john barr ted jaracz and anonomus} drink the blood of new bethel volunteer virgins to steal their "life force" {blood is life} or "mojo"......this would explain why these members don't die and live to be over 100 years old.....the witness ban on blood transfusions is a greedy ploy to save more blood for themselves to bathe in...they never leave bethel during daylight hours...they ban crosses and holy water, hello people vampires!

  garlic is not allowed to be served at bethel meals so brothers don't have bad breath....yeah right, vampires!

  vampires, vampires!!!!.

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  Hence the move from Brooklyn to upstate NY, more wooded forests for them to play in at night, nobody in NY city is scared of vampires anymore....

  Suggested presentation in May K/Ministry: "Hello (insert big fangy smiley face here) my Christian Bible student partner and I have come to suck your blood....."
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  Dumb Cult comment -"We are Brainwashed, are brains are washed from filth!"

  by Witness 007 in

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  have you heard witnesses say this?

  i was watching a doco.

  on a cult in america who's "christian" leader slept with everyones wife...even his sons!

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  It was a classic line my Mum always used to use too, "Our brains have been washed clean thanks to Jehovah" Though I look back now and wonder if she really meant it or just had no where else to go....

  Watson, cannot believe they would use that line from the platform, puke feeling being aroused.....
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  Any Change on YMCA Policy?

  by bavman in

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  i had heard recently the wtbs may have changed their policy on the ymca.

  it would be helpful to me personally if they have.

  i did know of a couple of people in my last congregation who went but i also heard some elders talking against it.

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  Does that mean one can get df'd for singing the YMCA song or just a private reproof? What about If I sang the song and did the dance spelling out YMCA, surely a sign of an apostate.... Man those Village People rock.....
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  So, let's say I am JW vampire...

  by outofthebox in

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  let's say i am a vampire that becomes a jw.

  i can feed on blood fractions right?

  i already live forever in earth.

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  Hmmm, well straight to the service/accounts/writing department in Bethel for you then big boy. They are quite good at extracting blood from a stone, feed on that! Muahhh muahhh

  To the bat cave..............