Posts by HintOfLime

Originally the title was "Indoctrinate God's word into Little Hearts" (*cough*our word*cough), but after discussion they found a more obscure word to say it with that had a nicer sound to it.

- Lime

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JWs Proclaimers of Satans Kingdom

by Nambo in

plainly, and as confirmed by jesus words of a "generation", it wasnt gods kingdom that was established in 1914.. but is it worst?.

the notion of 1914 comes from the bible according to the watchtower, and from russells pyramidology.. firstly its nonsense that it would be hidden in the bible, otherwise surely jesus himself would have known it, along with the alteration of jewish history to make it fit in with the primary source, namely, the satanic pyramid.. so, and as belived by rutherford, the pyramid is a satanic witness set in stone, from which russell belived he discovered the date of the birth of a kingdom.. now whos kingdom would satan be announcing?, plainly not gods, as even the angels didnt know, so it must be his own.. now, what happened as a result of 1914?.

the formation of the league of nations, the first step towards global governance, aka, the new world order, aka, the 7 headed beast of revelation that is in satans image.. so, have we been, inadvertantly, not announcing gods kingdom that hasnt arrived yet, but satans kingdom whose birth was 1914?.

HintOfLime

JWs proclaiming a "Kingdom" starting from 1914 are not imaginary.

JW's didn't exist before 1931. Before then, there were the Bible Students.

Predictions by Russel:

1877: Christ's kingdom would hold full sway over the earth in 1914; the Jews, as a people, would be restored to God's favor; the "saints" would be carried to heaven ( Charles Taze Russell and Nelson H. Barbour, The Three Worlds (1907) as cited by James Penton, Apocalypse Delayed, pages 21-22. )
1891: 1914 would be "the farthest limit of the rule of imperfect men. ( Charles Taze Russell, The Time Is At Hand (1891) as cited by James Penton, Apocalypse Delayed, page 44.)

Clearly, Russel's actual predictions did not come true.

Whether or not some "inivisble spiritual" event occured is purely speculative and frankly utter nonsense.

We know exactly what caused world war 1914. It's documented in history books. I'm not sure why people feel the need to tie some spiritual connection to things that can be explained and understood in the physical world without magic forces.

- Lime

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"We are at the end of the last day of the last days. The governing body feels strongly about this."

by BroMac in

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HintOfLime

Being of the GB seems to revolve a lot around how many new ways you can phrase "the end is nigh."

In ten more years, will we be in the "Final days of the last days of the last days?"

Probably.

- Lime

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Richard Dawkins is Agnostic?!

by cedars in

jw
friends

i've just happened upon the following website article featuring an interview between richard dawkins and dr rowan williams, the archbishop of canterbury.

i was surprised to discover that, when asked directly "why don't you call yourself an agnostic?

" he answered that he did.. here is the article:.

HintOfLime

Ah, those three little words men (and women) hate to admit: "I DON'T KNOW!"

Religion has been pretending to KNOW for eons - stories of men with magical long hair and... people living inside the stomach of fish... global floods...

Sometimes the most refreshing viewpoint is a good, honest "I can't say I am 100% certain of something beyond human ability to perceive."

What is inside the center of the earth? There are simply physical limits to our ability to perceive. Of course, some human disicplines of thought and deduction have a much better track record of success than others when it comes to perception. But I prefer it when a discipline is forthcoming about the statistical likelyhood of their expectations.

- Lime

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Q: How DID Noah get all those animals into the Ark?

by notjustyet in

a: you take the "j" out of "jahs" and the "f" out of "way".

i can't beleive that i did not recognize this 40 years ago!!.

njy.

HintOfLime

When one has to explain the joke...

I think the "you take the 'J' out of Jahs" is what spoiled it. It is completely irrelevant to the punchline.

- Lime

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In consideration of those pagen filth who cam't spell very well

by glenster in

http://www.wikipeetia.org/jehovah's_witneses.

http://www.wikipeetia.org/biblical_litiralism.

http://www.wikipeetia.org/prophacy.

HintOfLime

Itseems this could go on forevar....

- Lime

PS: Awwww, you fixed it.

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Apostates defeated once again.....

by nananana in

before the mentally diseased apostates could get their hands on and dissect any information regarding the convention that hadn't been released to regular publishers/elders...the society released the district program on the official site completely and utterly slaying every single demented apostate on the face of the earth.

now have fun dissecting it kiddos, while we big kids get a taste of solid, spiritual meet this summer.

continue drowning in misery while god's people go on rejoicing and enduring these last days.

HintOfLime

From this post, I can just picture jehovah dealing with the interent:

"Oh crap.. oh, crap... gotta keep that 2012 DC program from appearing on Wikileaks!!!!!!!!" (Couldn't keep the "Sheperding" book" from appearing on it 3 weeks before elders received it... but live and learn.) Keeping this District Convention program off wikileaks until the first week will fix that!

lol

Just a bit of a reality check: Yeah, uh.. nobody really cares. It's funny when the WT screws it up.. but you can't really win back points for 'not being idiots this time'. Most people just assume competence.

If it takes an act of god for bethel to be competent about something, wow.

- Lime

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Apostates defeated once again.....

by nananana in

before the mentally diseased apostates could get their hands on and dissect any information regarding the convention that hadn't been released to regular publishers/elders...the society released the district program on the official site completely and utterly slaying every single demented apostate on the face of the earth.

now have fun dissecting it kiddos, while we big kids get a taste of solid, spiritual meet this summer.

continue drowning in misery while god's people go on rejoicing and enduring these last days.

HintOfLime

This thread and the poster just blows my mind.

It's so stupid...

It has nothing to do with anything... who cares about some stupid convention some religious zealots have?

It's not even a secret....

it's just... stupid!

Hello!?! That's the accomplishment of your god?! Doesn't he have ANYTHING BETTER TO DO?

The original poster is the one making a joke of their god!

- Lime

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Apostates defeated once again.....

by nananana in

before the mentally diseased apostates could get their hands on and dissect any information regarding the convention that hadn't been released to regular publishers/elders...the society released the district program on the official site completely and utterly slaying every single demented apostate on the face of the earth.

now have fun dissecting it kiddos, while we big kids get a taste of solid, spiritual meet this summer.

continue drowning in misery while god's people go on rejoicing and enduring these last days.

HintOfLime

the society released the district program on the official site completely and utterly slaying every single demented apostate on the face of the earth

Alas - Jehovah wins again.

Granted, powerful god jehovah can't cure disease as well as antibiotics.

Granted, powerful god jehovah can't save people from violence and sufferning - or at lest, he won't.

Granted, poweful god jehovah can't save women from rape.

Granted, powerful god jehovah can't save children from pedophiles.

Granted, powerful god jehovah can't raise the dead.

But he can keep those district convention programs a big secret.

Because that is what is important...

What a wise, powerful, merciful god.

Bravo, jehovah.

Bravo.

- Lime