Sneak your iPhone in to the bathroom?
Oooooh.... Jehovah won't be happy with that. Oh, no, no, no.
Jehovah hates apples.
- Lime.
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I AM JEHOVAH...
by tresdecu in...and i will destroy you and your family if you do not join an obscure religion formed in the 19th century by a weirdo with a goofy looking beard.. .
ahhhhhuhghgggggahhhhhh!!!.
sorry, just blowing off a little steam.
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I AM JEHOVAH...
by tresdecu in...and i will destroy you and your family if you do not join an obscure religion formed in the 19th century by a weirdo with a goofy looking beard.. .
ahhhhhuhghgggggahhhhhh!!!.
sorry, just blowing off a little steam.
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Football dosent start till 1pm est. plenty of time to get home for kickoff ;)
Ooo.. Ugh. Yeah.
I would show...
Ehem. I would show up at 1:01.
- Lime
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I AM JEHOVAH...
by tresdecu in...and i will destroy you and your family if you do not join an obscure religion formed in the 19th century by a weirdo with a goofy looking beard.. .
ahhhhhuhghgggggahhhhhh!!!.
sorry, just blowing off a little steam.
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The only difference between the NFL and Jehovah...
Is that the NFL exists. (they are both silly, afterall) :P
Oh and... you are not Jehovah, evildoer!!! :P
I AM JEHOVAH! (I had a vision that told me so! In the vision, I had to climb a large statue of a woman... clearly the KINGDOM OF GOD. It was a little vague and kind of weird... we kind of took a little shortcut - but it made a lot of sense at the time! Ehem! I am the chosen one! Etc.)
ahhhhhuhghgggggahhhhhh!!!
That's exactly what GOD said to me when he first appeared!!?
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JEHOVAH
by minimus indoes that name produce in you any feelings?.
when you see that word, "jehovah", does it make you think of god?.
do you ever use that name- jehovah- in your life at this point?
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Rice.
Happiness.
Wood.
Light.
Jump.
Apathy.
Fabric.
Jehovah.
Ink.
Tapetry.
Dark.
Coal.
Pink.
Falling.
It is in intresting word, in that of the few in this list, it has an immediate stream of emotions associated with it.
But that is largely because of my experiance with liars who run a billion-dollar corporation and use the word "jehovah" to make their buck.
There is nothing in the bible about a Governing body.
There is nothing in the bible about a "earthly organization" or a "governing body". Jesus said it quite clearly: "My kingdom is NO PART OF THIS WORLD". And yet, here the Watchtower is. Pretending it is no part of the world - and yet it is a legally recognized coporation. A part of this world. An earthly organization.
Freaking duh.
- Lim
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Very Good News Regarding Inexpensive Green Energy That Can Drastically Change Our World
by JamesThomas ini, like many of you, love science and the new breakthroughs that are happening on almost a daily basis.
i particularly am enamored by new nonpolluting energy technologies.
technologies that can put a halt to our co2 emissions and also be used to easily scrub our atmosphere and waters clean.
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That's great. That's wonderful. I hope anyone who offers a better energy system makes a billion dollars. Oil is a long-term dead end. Oil is stupid. Oil funds the least humane, least sympathetic, least civilized regions of the world. Everybody knows it's a finite resource and an energy dead end. Arguing that is stupid.
But why the hell do I need to research anything? If someone has something I want - SELL IT TO ME. I give you money, you give me the resource.
I'm not going to "investigate" how to get power into my home. There is a local company that does that right now, in spades, and there energy comes right down the wire. It works. I can buy solar panels on Amazon.. I can buy gas generators - those work. I can buy them, and they provide electricity as soon as they arrive at my doorstep.
If a tech makes energy - sell it. I buy energy. So sell me energy. Not just forum talk - sell it in to me. Real world. Make money. I don't need to research a damn thing to buy energy from the competetor of this. Energy is a market. I need to buy so many kilowatt hours - how much does it cost?
Make it better, faster, and cheaper.
Where is the local company selling this new energy so I can buy it? Where is the marketing force? What is the web address where I can type in my residential address and get this new energy delivered to my home?
If it doesn't exist - tell these people to start selling it. Until I can buy it, it's just empty hype and empty talk and not a damn thing more.
are scheduled to soon be marketed.
Yeah, I have a billion dollar idea on my schedule too.
Mind you - I'm not ready to make a billion dollars right now, of course!
I put that in my appointment book.
My product will be "marketed soon". Becuase marketers are so very, very, very difficult to come by. Genuises that can push the laws of thermodynamics are a dime a dozen....
But marketers...
Marketers with free time to make a commission - those guys are just impossible to find.
So - what does the schedule look like? October 2012 it'll be available in major US cities?
- Lime
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Very Good News Regarding Inexpensive Green Energy That Can Drastically Change Our World
by JamesThomas ini, like many of you, love science and the new breakthroughs that are happening on almost a daily basis.
i particularly am enamored by new nonpolluting energy technologies.
technologies that can put a halt to our co2 emissions and also be used to easily scrub our atmosphere and waters clean.
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I think the old expression is "Put up or shut up". If there are 'breakthroughs'... what are they? Where is the raw data, why hasn't it been verified, patented, and marketed?
Oh, let me guess... The groundbreaking technology already is proven and it works, but it needs money. And there is conspiricy!
Because there are no markets in the entire global economy. Nobody in the entire corrupt human society is eager to undermine big oil. Nobody wants that money. People will conspire against the US government to sell MJ... but nobody would ever dare conspire against big oil. That's impossible. Nobody can do it. Nobody is greedy enough to be the next big oil. Right?
Really, what these projects need is some investment money from stupid people.
A: "I think this could work!'
B: "This can work, here is a mathematical proof!"
C: "Here is a functional implementation of how this can work."
D: "Here is the hard data on how well this works."
Reality is in reaching steps C & D. Not in reaching step A.
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Breaking News: Neil Armstrong Died Today
by NewChapter inhe was 82, and died from complications of heart surgery he had 3 weeks ago.
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Very sad indeed.
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"Reddit Atheism"
by botchtowersociety inis there such a thing as what this article describes?.
http://www.vice.com/read/hey-atheists-just-shut-up-please.
hey atheists, just shut up please.
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Nothing like an opinion peice demanding people with a different opinion to "shut up" aboout it....
The author is an idiot. That is my opinion.
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Do We Exist As a Material Person In a Material World?
by JamesThomas inthis may at first seem a strange question.
but it may be an extremely important question to ask.. .
let's start with the weird fact that only one in ten, or rather 10% of the cells in/on our physical body -- is what we would call "us".
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I have an experiment that should help determine if we are physical things in a physical world!
Hypothosis
Humans are physical entities, living in a physical universe, and subject to the laws of physical matter.
Materials needed
- 1 Human
- 1 30' Measuring Tape
- 1 sturdy brick wall
Procedure
Step 1: Extend measuring tape starting from one side of the the brick wall outward and perpendicular to it. The 0 end of the measuring tape should be affixed to the brick wall, while the 30' end is away from it.
Step 2: Position a human 50 feet from the side of the brick wall opposite of the measuring tape.
Step 3: Have the human run as fast as they can toward the brick wall, being sure they do not slow down as they encounter the brick wall.
Step 4: Using the measuring tape on the opposite side of the wall, record the distance the human reaches. Record the result as Data Point A.
Repeat the experiement at least 20 times to ensure a sufficient sample size, and average the data points.
Results
A result for "A" above zero could indicate that the human is not a physical being.
If you choose to participate in this experiment, you may notice some things:
- The physical wall stops your body. Turns out no amount of speculation over quantum mechanics or spirtuality will break you free from the larger laws of physics. (Laws of physics being laws that affect physical things.)
- When your body hits the wall, your body doesn't stop moving all at once. For example, even though your head stops when it hits the wall, your brain continues moving inside your head, until it hits the interior of your skull, sloshes around a bit and settles. This is known as a "concussion". Some symptoms of a concussion include: loss of conciousness, loss of memory, confusion, disorientation, difficulty reasoning, slurred speech, etc.
- Notice the corrilation between your brain's wellbeing and your physical conciousness.
- If our conciousness was external to the body, one could speculate how that configuration might behave differently. A head injury would not effect our ability to remember things, nor our speed or ability to reason on information we already possess - it would just hinder control and reception to/from our physical bodies. And yet, there are cases where physical trauma to the brain can not only turn us "off" temporarly - it can erase memories, even change our behaviors and personalities.
It's amazing how badly people don't want this to be true. Keep running the experiment! All you need is a single non-zero result and you might be on to something!
- Lime
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYdRWMyePj8
"The other day, one of these things rolls up and drills a hole in my right butt cheek, then starts taking pictures. That's not too cool."
- Lime