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Johnny Applesauce is a love GOD. all others are mere eye candy by comparison. Prisca, don't freak out, but you are a hottie. i love that profile pic of yours. very mysterious....

Edited by - Incense_and_Peppermints on 20 July 2002 14:49:25

Edited by - Incense_and_Peppermints on 20 July 2002 16:52:50

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Looking life mate

by Joseph_Muth in

57 yr 5'11" gray/blue, 190 lbs dwm, have small business in boise, and mountain property in colorado.

love, travel, lakes, mountains, desert, hiking, movies, weekend trips.

holding hands, kissing.

Incense_and_Peppermints

i think you might find something here: http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=32397&site=3

good luck!

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Prescribed walking times @ Conventions?

by nativenyr23 in

i just read this off another thread that was on the jwzone.... "at my dc, i sit in my seat for the entire teaching program.

i sing, i take notes, i enjoy it, i feel moved, encouraged, blessed.

i dutifully walk only at prescribed walking times.".

"no blood" card prevents fatal beating!

by Incense_and_Peppermints in

from: http://groups.msn.com/jehovahswitnessesontheweb .

(original message)

subject: blood card

Incense_and_Peppermints

from: http://groups.msn.com/JehovahsWitnessesontheWeb

From: Tagyourit33 (Original Message)

Subject: Blood Card

Subject: Always Carry Your Blood Card

This is a true-life experience from Nigeria that illustrates the
importance of having the No Blood card in our possession at all times.
After a long day in the field ministry, the Pioneer took a short route
home. Soon he became aware of footsteps behind him.

He also saw a couple of men coming from the opposite direction. One of
them grabbed the brother by the neck while the rest searched him. In his
bag they found only a Bible, some literature and an envelope containing
small change. Just as they were about beating him up for not having
more money on him, the leader of the gang, saw a card in the brother's
wallet with the bold inscription: NO BLOOD.
He shouted at the gang to stop: "This man has no blood! He doesn't have
much time to live. Return everything. Leave him before he dies on us.
We don't want this kind of trouble."
They picked up all the magazines, ga! thered everything together and
placed them in the brother's bag. After straightening out his wrinkled
shirt, adjusting his tie and returning his money and bag, they walked
him to a safer neighborhood where they bade him farewell.

Teresa Miller/JWOTW Assistant Manager

GOD@#$% ! what a bunch of horse$#@!@$%

and this poem:

From: Tagyourit33

My face in the mirror Isn't wrinkled or drawn. My house isn't dirty The cobwebs are gone. My garden looks lovely. And so does my lawn. I think I might never Put my glasses back on. Teresa Miller JWOTW Assistant Manager

the preceding poem was posted by the board moderator under the topic heading
"witness poetry", where people post their original work. ok most of it sucks, but
that's not my point. posters responding to her clearly think she wrote it, and she
doesn't say she didn't. this poem is all over the web. i know it seems like a small
thing, but as a writer, this sort of thing really bothers me. not to mention that she's
supposed to be a good, honest witness and this is essentially lying. ooh...

Edited by - Incense_and_Peppermints on 20 July 2002 0:2:45

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Girls, Here's A Real Catch!

by abbagail in

from: "blkjwmale" < [email protected]>.

date: thu, 18 jul 2002 18:27:35 -0000. to: [email protected].

subject: [let's share jehovah's love] single brother seeks an affectionate sister.

Incense_and_Peppermints

dennis is desperately seeking a doormat

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I went to the Convention on Friday. NOW with pict

by Lady Lee in

jw
friends

i was bored to death.

i deposited cards around the place that said .

stop.

Incense_and_Peppermints

"Pioneer. The end is near."

That's almost as good as "If it doesn't fit, you must acquit"!

Trabajo excelente, excelente! (good job!)

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Alternative Definitions To WTS-Related Terms

by NewWay in

alternative definitions to wts-related words and terms .

* 'great crowd' - a large group of people who turned up too late to catch the bus to heaven.. .

* 'prophetic date' - a type of fruit that may look good on the outside, but which some people find leaves a bitter after-taste, and others find too hard to swallow.. .

Incense_and_Peppermints

Newway, Nope. Haven't been busy. I wrote that Glossary about six years ago. Farkel

i stumbled upon the "The Apostates' Handy JW Glossary" about six months ago. it was so good, i bookmarked it, then i printed it out and put it in a little notebook. it truly is one of the funniest, most clever and true narratives about jehovah's witnesses i have ever read. and all this time, the author was right here among us. amazing.

some of the best:

"Bound Volumes" - doctored up copies of old Watchtower magazines.

"New Light" - a catchall phrase which means "an old mistake has now just been replaced with another, newer mistake".

"Reasoning" - making things up.

"Bible Interpretation" - see "Reasoning".

"Society's Writing Staff" - see "Reasoning".

"Theocratic Parental Discipline" - beat your child.

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I can prove scientifically meetings are dangerous

by sleepy in

jw
friends

did you know we were being poisoned at meetings?well did you fall asleep in meetings or conventions?.

there you are just had your dinner and the convention is starting back up , its saturday afternoon and that means you've got four hours of talks ahead of you, can't wait.. but then you feel sleepy , very sleepy.. so why did we fall asleep?.

3 reasons.. 1.the talks were boooooooooring.. 2.we were digesting our food and blood was needed from our brians in order to help, since we didn't need it up there antway(see reason 1) it was used else where , hence the sleepyness.. 3.carbon dioxide.all creatures breath out carbon dioxide which is poisonous and also makes you sleepy.usually this doesn't effect us but when you cram a load of people together in a small place this gass collects as it can't get dispersed easilly into the air.with all the yawning from people being sleepy from eating to much food and listening to boring talks( see reason 2) carbon dioxide was pouring out and poisoning us all.. so meetings are dangerous after all.every time we went we were being poisoned by other people.. now thats got to be a good reason not to go..

Incense_and_Peppermints

that (carbon dioxide), and the zombie elixir.

Incense_and_Peppermints

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