Yes,I do believe its started. The return of those who feel the need to rush to the kingdom hall when a disaster strikes!
those wusses...
today while out shopping i met someone who used to be in the same congregation as me,but who hadn't been to a meeting for years.after chatting about families for a while he told me that he had just started going to meetings again.
confused when i didn't seem overjoyed he asked if i was still going.he seemed genuinely shocked when i said no,but even more so when in response to his question i told him no,i'm not going back.his next comment i thought was quite telling.
"what,not even with all the things happening in the world at the moment?".
Yes,I do believe its started. The return of those who feel the need to rush to the kingdom hall when a disaster strikes!
those wusses...
....you might have been a jw if....
...you have the tendency to refer to books by color instead of by title.
tonight i'm voting in the official "word of the year" election held at the annual american dialect society conference.
what words do you think should merit being considered the best word of 2004?
as defined by the ads, the word of the year is the word that "most colored the nation's lexicon, or otherwise dominated the national discourse.
tonight i'm voting in the official "word of the year" election held at the annual american dialect society conference.
what words do you think should merit being considered the best word of 2004?
as defined by the ads, the word of the year is the word that "most colored the nation's lexicon, or otherwise dominated the national discourse.
metrosexual (met.roh.SEK.shoo.ul) n. An urban male with a strong aesthetic sense who spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle. ?metrosexuality n.
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on the bus.
we have kingdom melodies and tapes to show on the bus as well as some approved worldly movies.
the bus stops every few hours for meals and washroom breaks.
In other words, bring your own mp3 player with a few gigs worth of death metal for balance...
not to mention your portable DVD player...
tonight i'm voting in the official "word of the year" election held at the annual american dialect society conference.
what words do you think should merit being considered the best word of 2004?
as defined by the ads, the word of the year is the word that "most colored the nation's lexicon, or otherwise dominated the national discourse.
Last year, the word of the year was metrosexual.
one thing about these new words is their shelf life... i think metrosexual is already obsoloete.
looking at the smurf thread i was wondering, in my congregation in the 80's there were also storys of demonic cabbage patch dolls attacking jw kids.
i wasn't allowed to have one because they might be demonized.
was it just my cong.
on second thought, those are pretty scary lookin...not!
this is a creepy doll!
....you might have been a jw if....
...every time you went to Home Depot and walked through the aisle where doors are displayed, you were compelled to knock on them. (i got this from a web site, but if i post it. i'll give all the good jokes away...)
i chose "the society of smoke and mirrors" or "the fuzzy logicians".
but the best one is "the blindfaithians".
i like "Cults R Us" and "Liars".
tonight i'm voting in the official "word of the year" election held at the annual american dialect society conference.
what words do you think should merit being considered the best word of 2004?
as defined by the ads, the word of the year is the word that "most colored the nation's lexicon, or otherwise dominated the national discourse.
Another voter drummed up support for the word "fetch" as the most useful word of 2004."The word means cool," he said. "But it has a quasi-expletive feel to it. It's fun to say. Say it. Fetch."
i fist heard that word in the film "Mean Girls" . That's the only time i've ever seen it used, but then again i'm not 16...
Gretchen: That is soooo fetch!
Regina: Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!
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Karen: [faux coughs] I can't so out... I'm sick.
Regina: Boo, you whore!
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Regina: Cady, do you even know who sings this?
Cady: Um... the Spice Girls?
Regina: I love her. She's like a Martian!