You may not have had enough spiritistic influences in your yoga class to get the full demonic experience out of it. Next time you go wear a Smurfs t-shirt, sit on a ouija board, wear a bracelet that you bought at a yard sale, watch a Disney movie before attending, then listing to some heavy metal music on the way. That should do the trick.
Waffles
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Experience - Did some "Yoga" at the Gym but was scared of demon attacks....wierd!
by Witness 007 inyes the watchtower says yoga can "open ones mind to demonic control..." so, i wen't to a class at my gym held be a pregnant instructor who was not dressed as a witch???
was her baby the "anti-christ devils child" i thought to myself in my witness mind.
we did some relaxing streching and i still did not feel under control of demons!
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"Michael Jackson knew it was the truth, that's why he left his kids to his JW mother"
by BonaFide ini talked to a couple of my friends that are jw's this week about this, they said, "well, obviously mj thought it was the truth, that's why he left his kids to his mother, so they can be raised as witnesses.".
why didn't he leave his kids to his brothers?
he has several of them.. bf.
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Waffles
"Well, obviously MJ thought it was the truth, that's why he left his kids to his mother, so they can be raised as Witnesses."
Funny how JW's will damn someone to death and Armageddon and be joyful over it, but they're happy to use anything that such a person might say to prove the truthfulness of their faith.
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WHAT IS JW VIEW ON WHITE HACKING?
by badboy incan a jw do such a thing?.
would it be disapproved of?.
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Waffles
Sorry to sound like such an ignorant dolt (I can't help it, was a loyal JW for almost 30 years, had nothing above a highschool education), but what is "White Hacking"?
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"Unconditional love"...is there such a thing?...i am not sure........
by oompa inthat phrase is on this site a lot....and although i have been judged a bit by my old friends......i also do not think i can have friends without conditions......like if i had a friend.....and found out he was beating or abusing his wife.....esp if she was also a friend....that would be a "condition" where he would no longer be my friend....so what does it mean...what about you?....oompa.
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Waffles
Loyal JW's are not capable of unconditional love. You cannot be fully and truly loved by a JW unless you are also a faithful JW. This is a recipe for family disfunction and a painful, hurtful thing to undergo once the supportive love of your family is pulled out from under you in a flash.
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Wacked-out elder comments
by sir82 inwe've got an elder who looks to be at the edge of a nervous breakdown.
i didn't hear them say it was close.. [pause].
brothers..... [pause].
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Waffles
What a friggin' drama queen of an elder!
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Watchtower says "Field Service Report NOT a Major Concern!"
by UnDisfellowshipped inthe watchtower, june 1st, 2005 issue, pages 14-15:.
"saved, not by works alone, but by undeserved kindness" (study article).
(paragraph 1): "christians [...] realize that in jehovah's service, right motives are more important than personal accomplishments.
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Waffles
Agree'd with those who say they're just covering their asses. This article won't change anything on the local congregation level. You can bet your ass that the elders will still hound people for their times, have local needs talks on low field service hours, etc.
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How many lives have been RUINED by the Organization? Experiences?
by BonaFide ini think that some people deserve to be excommunicated, such as pedophiles.
but what about the tens of thousands of others that have their life wrenched out from under them by being disfellowshipped?.
and what about those that have a family member that died because of not receiving a blood transfusion?
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Waffles
Pressured into getting baptized at age 13 by my family and friends - check.
Avoided higher education and a career because the end was to happen any minute now - check.
Married a good Christian sister and remained a virgin until then - check.
Lived in constant fear of never doing enough for Jehovah - check.
Barely able to afford a small place for my wife and I to live even though I worked my ass off - check.
Wound up snapping from the pressure, getting drunk, being DF'd for it, and landing in a mental institution - check.
Having my wife leave me because I'm DF'd - check.
Having my entire family and all my friends drop me like a hot potato when I was in troubled waters - check.
Considering that I'm broke as hell, utterly alone with no friends or family, have no education or career skills to get myself anything other than an entry level position, and have lived for 3 decades while doing absolutely nothing noteworthy - I would say yes, this organization has ruined my fucking life. Fuck the b0rg.
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Found dead by JW's
by vikesgirl101 inone of my boyfriend's best friend died over the weekend.
it was really sad.
he was 36, never married, no kids, and pretty lonely.
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Waffles
"I am sure my Mom thinks it is divine intervention that he was found, since he lived alone."
If there was to be divine intervention, how about someone finding him when he was dying and could be saved?
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Is Earth Itself the Great Abyss?
by cameo-d infrom wiki:.
because he contrived "to make his throne higher than the clouds over the earth and resemble 'my power' on high", satan-sataniel was hurled down, with his hosts of angels, and since then he has been flying in the air continually above the abyss.
abyss: 13501400; earlier abisse, me abissus < ll abyssus < gk abyssos bottomless, equiv.
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Waffles
Who is Sataniel? Is that Satan's Latino counterpart?
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Waffles
There were two brothers in one of my old halls that were open about the fact that they would collect unemployment benefits while working off the books (often times for other brothers). One of them was a ministerial servant too. So much for pay back Caesar's things to Caesar.