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  What's Your Opinion Of Marriage?

  by minimus in

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  is it for you?.

  if you are married, would you do it again (with the same person)?.

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  It is a great institution. Who do you want to get institutionalized with?

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  Is everyone on here disassociated??

  by happi2b in

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  so i don't understand it seems to me from the posts that i have read just about everyone is disassociated.. just wondering if that's true or if i am not the only one on here still within the organization..

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  I am DF'ed, almost 10 years.

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  Do you appreciate the sacrifices brothers made in 1927 so that we can preach on Sundays?

  by miseryloveselders in

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  the may 2011 km has an article on page 2 entitled, "could you share in the ministry on sundays?

  1. it was the sabbath, a day when most jews in philippi rested.

  paul and his companions were visiting the city during one of their missionary tours.

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  I try to golf on Sundays, it is a much more spiritual experience.

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  what kind of degree do you have?

  by deservingone26 in

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  ive been going thru a lot of the different posts on here and seeing that most here believe that higher education is very important.

  i agree that it is important and i plan on going back to school in the fall but im just wondering who all here has a degree and in what?

  just curious .

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  BS in Business-Marketing. 4.0 GPA

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  One thing the WT got right was the Trinity being false.

  by miseryloveselders in

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  i swear only a fool would believe in such a ludicrous doctrine that all three are one.

  ridiculous..

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  Whatever, whack whack whack. I don't care. I am an apathasist.

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  What kind of Toliet paper do you use?????

  by charlie brown jr. in

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  what happened to topics that were interesting?.

  what is your favorite basil leave?.

  what is your favorite pencil........ #2 or #4?.

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  What happened to topics that were Interesting?

  Very few . . .

  What is your favorite Basil Leave?

  Fresh

  When do you do #2?

  Whenever nature calls

  What is your favorite pencil........ #2 or #4?

  Actually a #6, an old draftsman

  What's your favorite time on a Clock?

  10:10, beautifully symetrical

  What is your favorite belly button lint......blue or Grey?

  Ick!

  What is your favorite Motor Oil?

  Mobil 1, in all of my cars.

  What brand of toothpick is your Favorite?

  Wood, don't care the brand

  What Vowel do you love most?

  U, as in FU.

  I prefer to wipe on Charmin, but Northern is a good second.

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  craziest reason elders wanted to have a commitee meeting with you

  by glentrevette in

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  i had a sister who was a tenant in my house and her car was leaking oil all over my newly paved driveway before she moved in i had a condition on the lease that said if her car leaked oil she couldnt park there and i told here after she moved in that she was being deceptive to me when she said her car didnt leak oil she was good friends with a lot of powerful elders in the hall and would you believe they asked to meet with me 3 elders in the back room of the library because they said i had called this sister a liar i got out of it only after i produced a copy of the lease and pictures of the oil mess if i hadnt of had pictures maybe i would of been dfd.

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  I had a meeting with the service committee at my congregation to discuss whether I was fit to auxillary pioneer. the topics for discussion were:

  1. The thought I dressed wrong. (I wore an Armani suit the day of the meeting)

  2. They didn't like my hair. (Too spikey, and I wasn't bald like them)

  3. Someone reported that I used the "F" word. (Not the one you are thinking of, it was fart)
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  Music you never get tired of listening to

  by TD in

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  for me it's scott joplin.

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  Frank Zappa and Warren Zevon.

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  When I get married, I'm going to marry an ugly girl

  by PublishingCult in

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  i remember an abbott and costello skit:.

  costello: when i get married, i'm going to marry an ugly girl.

  abbott: why?.

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  Fat by The Violent Femmes

  I hope you got fat
  I hope you got really fat
  'Cause if you got really, really fat
  You just might want to see me come back
  I hope you got fat
  
  I don't care, I don't care
  How heavy or how skinny
  I don't care, I don't care
  No, how heavy or how skinny
  
  Just gimme, gimme something to love
  A little extra weight would never look
  No nicer on nobody else but you
  And I could always use a little bit more to hold on to
  
  And if I get a fright in the middle of the night
  I'll cling to you
  I hope you got fat
  I hope you got really fat
  If you got truly fat, fat, fat
  You just might want to see me come back

  Well I hope you got fat.
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  Tomahawk Cruise Missile's ----> Moammar Gadhafi

  by Sam Whiskey in

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  looks like gadhafi is about to get a pounding... any minute now.

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  http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/03/19/obama-international-coalition-prepared-act-urgency-libya/

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  What does Muammar Gaddafi and General Custer have in common?

  They both looked up and said: "Where the f**k are all these Tomahawks coming from?

  (I got a million of 'em)

  JK