Team flags Blondie? Like real teams or someone stupid made up JW teams? That would be crazy, if they are already picking teams. I got Sampson (Power lifter) and King David (good throwing skills) on my team... You get Apostle Paul and John the Baptist.. Why do I got to always get Paul he is such a dick! ha ha... I can see it now.
Brocephus
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Will there be sport in the new system?
by african GB Member inif so, what types of sport will be played?.
i know the gb always bash american football and wrestling, claiming they are too violent for jws.. but what sport do you think jws will be spending their sunday afternoons watching or playing in the new system?.
if you were to choose a sport for certain famous jws, past or present, what would it be?.
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Will there be sport in the new system?
by african GB Member inif so, what types of sport will be played?.
i know the gb always bash american football and wrestling, claiming they are too violent for jws.. but what sport do you think jws will be spending their sunday afternoons watching or playing in the new system?.
if you were to choose a sport for certain famous jws, past or present, what would it be?.
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Brocephus
Competive door knocking and presentation giving?!?!?! or Competive DF'ing.....
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JWs and piracy (digital kind)
by teel ini'd like to hear of other people's experience regarding the jws inclination to pirating software, music, films.. this of course is relative to your country.
because i live in a relatively poor country, the rate of piracy is extremely high, individuals practically never buy software, music and films are bought now and then.
this of course is against the law here too.. so what do jws do?
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Brocephus
I just want to thank you for putting (digital kind) For a moment I had a panic attack. I thought they'd start dressing like this for field service.
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trololololololololololo
by lancelink in.
one of the funniest/weirdest things you may ever see .
http://trololololololololololo.com/.
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Brocephus
What is this? Music to chop up hookers too? This makes me want to be a serial killer.
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Whatever you do reflects on Jehovah
by dgp ini heard a witness say this.
sorry if my question seems stupid, but i'm not a jw and i don't know any better.
i have the feeling that this phrase means that you have to carefully weight your every word and action so the worldlies won't have a bad opinion of the wts?.
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Brocephus
Yes will be polite.. but they are also brainwashed to believe God hates you and they are better than you if you reject the message or "the truth" in any way. You can stroke up by feigning interest as a while and they will treat you like a hog they are fattening up for a feast.
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Were you ever offered unconditional love by worldlies?
by dgp inwhen you were in, or at the moment, if you are in, were you ever offered unconditional love by worldly people?
if so, what did you feel about it?.
thank you very much for your posts..
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Brocephus
Dgp, you are in for a beat down my friend.
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Brocephus
Main Entry: in·tel·lect Pronunciation: \ ' in-t?- ? lekt\ Function: noun Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French or Latin; Middle French, from Latin intellectus, from intellegere to understand — more at
1.t he power or faculty of the mind by which one knows or understands, as distinguished from that by which one feels and that by which one wills; the understanding; the faculty of thinking and acquiring knowledge.
Again, I vote AlltimeJeff, even though I often disagree his postings meet the above defintion all the time.
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Whatever you do reflects on Jehovah
by dgp ini heard a witness say this.
sorry if my question seems stupid, but i'm not a jw and i don't know any better.
i have the feeling that this phrase means that you have to carefully weight your every word and action so the worldlies won't have a bad opinion of the wts?.
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Brocephus
"And this also means you will often do what you wouldn't"
No offense but that statement doesn't mean any since....
I think what you mean is... "why does my JW/NonJW boyfriend or girlfriend oscillate between being a prude and being consumed with lust. It's because JW's are people with all the same emotions and feelings that "wordlies" have. We just think God is going to kill us because of them. There fore we give in but then get scared the second after that we are going to either A) be caught and disfellowshipped in public humiliation and losing our friends and family or B) die at Armagedoon and be humilated and never missed by or friends or family because we were evil.
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I really need some help
by KICKED OUT ini am an ex jw and happy.
my sister is an ultra jw married to an elder.
my non jw grandfather just past away and my sister has said for the last 15 years that she wanted nothing to do with that side of my family including me and especially my grandfather.
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Brocephus
And FYI, I don't think Mrs. Elder's wife uber-witness is going to be listening to any of your inspirations on the scriptures anyhow.
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I really need some help
by KICKED OUT ini am an ex jw and happy.
my sister is an ultra jw married to an elder.
my non jw grandfather just past away and my sister has said for the last 15 years that she wanted nothing to do with that side of my family including me and especially my grandfather.
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Brocephus
Wow Kicked out you came on THIS board to ask people how you can twist scripture to dick your sis out of something someelse left to her that is none of your business... I am very surprised the responses have been so civil.
How is this any different than twisting scripture to convince someone to be a JW? I hope you see the error of your ways very soon.