"Yep, there goes the Evil Slave trying to cause trouble for the Faithful and Discreet Slave again. Their day of reckoning with Jehovah is coming. It's all leading up to the Great Tribulation. They've begun their war on religion. Surely the end is just around the corner. It's so sad they have to make up stories, simply because they can't humble themselves to accept their punishment."
*shaking head sadly*