Posts by cantleave

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end of the month... time for my REPORT FROM APOSTATE SERVICE ...

by Albert Einstein in

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ok, i dont know who is a secretary on this site, so i will post it just here.... apostate: albert einstein, month: october 2009. studies: 2 (son and wife) son (7 years) is making great progress, recently he came to me with a question: "daddy are jw a cult?

" yesterday he came to me with a question: "daddy, so there will be no armageddon?

" i told him: "sonny, you can be 100% sure if there is loving god above us, he will never be throwing burning stones on people as it is pictured in mummies wt... (he was really relieved).

cantleave

butRay Franz is not humble.....

For humble read "Brainwashed"

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Everything You Wanted To Know But Were Afraid To Ask (t.f.d.s.)

by Son of Man in

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ok, you read the topic so ask me and i will tell you as long as it is not too personal.

only sincere questions will get a response.. t.f.d.s..

cantleave

Exactly how do you qualify as the FDS?

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So i'm in trouble with my mother again! (Just venting)

by LucyA in

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although we were born-ins three of quit being jw for various reasons the only one still in is my brother (whos devout) he also converted his wife.

so here it is both my sisters were born two weeks apart and we decided we should all get together and celebrate their birthdays they got presents it was a fun day.

but here the fun part i get a call from my mother ask why we had "excluded" our brother our response he doesn't celebrate birthdays we were respecting his beliefs and my mother goes into a rant about us not caring for him this is a man who doesn't return our phone calls takes every opportunity to lecture us and show total disregard for our beliefs or feelings.

cantleave

You will never win when a JW starts the circular argumentation technique.

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Armagedden Suitcase

by Magwitch in

my mother let it slip the other day that all the families in their hall are putting together a small suitcase.

inside this suitcase are to be things that you will take with you if given a 5 minute warning that the great tribulation is starting and you need to leave your home.

my father seemed quite embarrassed that this slipped.

cantleave

Don't forget your toothbrush.

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What's the worst you ever experienced while preaching?

by Newborn in

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i was once threatened with a rifle.

that was scary...but hey...what didn't we suffer for the good news.

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cantleave

When I was about 13 or 14 working with an ancient old sister (one of the "annointed") who thought it was appropriate to talk in graphic detail about puberty and the facts of life.... WTF!

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