I remember a kid holding a smurf toy and all of a sudden the blue demon jupmped up yelling hail satan repeatedly as it ran out of the hall. People were crying asking jehovah to save them.The kid who was holding the toy of course got spanked. The speaker passed out and crapped himself. The meeting ended early and I went home and masturbated like 4 times........I was 14
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I remember............
by foolsparadise ini remember a kid holding a smurf toy and all of a sudden the blue demon jupmped up yelling hail satan repeatedly as it ran out of the hall.
people were crying asking jehovah to save them.the kid who was holding the toy of course got spanked.
the speaker passed out and crapped himself.
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Watchtower May 15,2010 "Brothers Sow to the Spirit and Reach out"
by hoser inlooks like they're almost begging for elders and ms's.
take a fresh look.
the need for overseers and ministerial servants is greater today than ever before.we.
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foolsparadise
Start paying these poor fools and quit treating them like fuc*ing slaves and maybe they will actually try and reach out............that aint gonna happen
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Ever seen a levitating object?
by Think About It inthis forum is worldwide.
i know this will get some wisecrack posts (because, i probably would if not starting the thread) but, honestly......have you ever seen a levitating object?
please tell your experience.
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foolsparadise
If you fold a piece o paper into an airplane then throw it it levitates for about 5 seconds before it falls to the ground.
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No more Religeion for me perio.........................
by foolsparadise inreligeon is all crap.
i have spoken to different church members of different denominations and guess what?
they are all cult members and are all mind controlled!!!
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foolsparadise
Jesus didnt belong to any religion either. QUIET DOWN
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No more Religeion for me perio.........................
by foolsparadise inreligeon is all crap.
i have spoken to different church members of different denominations and guess what?
they are all cult members and are all mind controlled!!!
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LOL............Why?
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Thank GOD I became an apostate. Whew!!!!!!!!
by foolsparadise init has helped me to really find myself.
i love how my brain works now.
it never did this when i was going to the kh.......i was just another stunted unpaid employee of the wtbts..didnt even get workmans comp while peddling the tower......lol....everything is on our dime.
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It has helped me to really find myself. I love how my brain works now. It never did this when I was going to the KH.......I was just another stunted unpaid employee of the WTBTS..didnt even get workmans comp while peddling the TOWER......LOL....everything is on our dime. Now I know why the society tells everyone that Health Ins. is a must......so they wont get sued while the workers are out in the territories and get injured. LOL. Pieces of the puzzle have come together and I wont ever let them break apart again!! I love my life now, before I was miserable!! GODSPEED all
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Brother "Prince" not happy with "Black eyed peas" swearing at his house! Praise JAH!!
by Witness 007 inso i heard an interview with the "black eyed peas" who mention they jammed with prince at his home recently, only to have one excited member yell to prince....."your the sh#t man!
" well how would a witness react to that????
a staff member later told them prince did not like swearing in his house.
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foolsparadise
But its ok to wear High heels like a woman does. Priceless!!!!!!!!!!!
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No more Religeion for me perio.........................
by foolsparadise inreligeon is all crap.
i have spoken to different church members of different denominations and guess what?
they are all cult members and are all mind controlled!!!
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Religeon is all crap. I have spoken to different church members of different denominations and guess what? They are all cult members and are all mind controlled!!! HAHAHAH.
I will never go back to any religeon and say to the hell with all the SECTS the bible warned us about
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Will WT Announce the Feminine Side of Jehovah?
by cameo-d injust read an article in the oct. 2008 awake!
and it appears seeds are being planted to announce jah's feminine side sometime in the future.
i suppose this will align with the land conservation--mother gaia eco-religion that is falling into place behind the scenes.. on pg.
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foolsparadise
Jesus referred to him as father................not mother.lol
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what does no sex mean?
by brainwashed-from-birth inneed some advise.
my friend has been with her boyfriend for almost 4 years, and for 3 of them the sex has been getting less and less.
they are down to around twice a year.
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foolsparadise
Tell her to buy a dildo shes comfortable with and end of story............