dudeson

dudeson

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What JW catch phrase DRIVES YOU NUTS!!!!
by megaflower in
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2. friends
"we should be mindful".

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
dudeson

"Always take into consideration..."
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Did any of you study the WT lesson throughly without ANY underlining?
by asilentone in
1. jw
2. experiences
just wondering.

it makes me think whoever underlines the wt without going throughly is purely hypocritical.

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dudeson

I honestly can imagine a local needs instructing the sheeple to only use yellow highlighter. Using green, pink or blue will stumble others.
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Did any of you study the WT lesson throughly without ANY underlining?
by asilentone in
1. jw
2. experiences
just wondering.

it makes me think whoever underlines the wt without going throughly is purely hypocritical.

.
dudeson

When I would pass mic's I would notice how some people would use 4 different color highlighters to make it look like they were some uber watchtower studying genious.
I never underlined anything for any study.
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How Many Here Were Turned Down For "Privileges" Because You Weren't "Exemplary"?
by minimus in
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2. friends
our odd body of elders would not allow the one person who wanted to mow the lawn at the kingdom hall to do this because he was not getting 10 hours in a month, he was only getting in 7. seriously.. were you ever told you couldn't have a "privilege" because you didn't measure up to their lofty standards?.
dudeson

I couldn't pass the mic's because my monthly service time dropped from an average of 6-8 hours a month to 4.
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BAN IN RUSSIA
by zions watchman in
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2. friends
i am suprized that no one has posted that jw watchtower is baned in russia..
dudeson

http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=jehovah%27s+witnesses&init=quick#/topic.php?uid=2245446451&topic=12925
This group barely cares.
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God and the golden hemorrhoids
by HappyGuy in
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2. friends
i have been on a "totally messed up stories in the bible" kick lately.

here is one that i uncovered, i don't remember having read it before.

enjoy.. 1 samuel chapter 5. the philistines, having captured the ark of god, transferred it from ebenezer to ashdod.
dudeson

This god also deemed it necessary to give Adam nipples.
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God and the golden hemorrhoids
by HappyGuy in
1. jw
2. friends
i have been on a "totally messed up stories in the bible" kick lately.

here is one that i uncovered, i don't remember having read it before.

enjoy.. 1 samuel chapter 5. the philistines, having captured the ark of god, transferred it from ebenezer to ashdod.
dudeson

6. In other news, butt pillows stock up 50% amid growing demand.
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Did you often leave half way through the meetings?
by highdose in
1. jw
2. experiences
in the end years i would.

after the public talk and after the tms.

in fact there would often be a mass exdous out of the door.
dudeson

A lot of us used to skip out on the WT to get an early start skiing. I never remember anyone ever saying anything about it.
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Was Judas the good guy?
by dudeson in
1. watchtower
2. bible
i mean somebody had to do it.

i guess if someone called me judas i'd take it as a compliment..
dudeson

VoidEater: That's pretty much what everything boils down to.
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Logistical problems of the new system...
by highdose in
1. jw
2. friends
just supposing that you belive in it... i used to always wonder, how on earth are we going to get from one country to the other?

i mean old type ships used to take months to get around!

what about land travel?
dudeson

"We'll just have to leave it in Uncle Jehovah's hands."
I hope he resurrects dinosaurs. The vultures could use the extra help.