Inkling- did you just give the CO a blank stare for such a crappy answer?
Marlene
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Bible Rating...If it was made into a movie?
by Marlene inwhen my parents refused to let me see a movie due to the horrific "r" rated movies, i would usually reply with the smartass question "what would the bible be rated if it were made into a movie?
it would have to show genocide, human sacrifice, rape, incest, torture...even birthday celebrations!!
did anyone else ever use this line of reasoning?.
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Marlene
Yes. It's called family bible study night. I read far more than I care to remember.
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Bible Rating...If it was made into a movie?
by Marlene inwhen my parents refused to let me see a movie due to the horrific "r" rated movies, i would usually reply with the smartass question "what would the bible be rated if it were made into a movie?
it would have to show genocide, human sacrifice, rape, incest, torture...even birthday celebrations!!
did anyone else ever use this line of reasoning?.
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Marlene
When my parents refused to let me see a movie due to the horrific "R" rated movies, I would usually reply with the smartass question "What would the Bible be rated if it were made into a movie? It would have to show genocide, human sacrifice, rape, incest, torture...even BIRTHDAY celebrations!!"
Did anyone else ever use this line of reasoning?
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Marlene
The pyramids in egypt
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Does anyone ever fail their baptism questions anymore
by JWinprotest init used to be a lot more common when i was a kid, but you don't hear about it anymore..
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Marlene
I failed my publisher questions initially...
Elder: Why do we go out in service?
Me: To collect money for watchtower and awakes.
Elder:
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Marlene
I was just cleaning out my storage unit today and found this Chia Garcia Pet. Growing weeds outta this guy would be appropriate ;)
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Kingdom Ministry ANNOUNCEMENTS September 2009
by RR infor the month of.
november: what does the bible really teach?
if householders already have the book, publishers may offer any 192-page book published prior to 1992. translation: "we have too many old books, help us get rid of them".
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Marlene
I wish they'd start printing the Expiration Date inside the publications.
Should it be 8 to 12 months?
Precisely. Maybe a few blank pages in the back to write down future "new light"
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Smoking tobacco- ex-JW's have a warped view, so what should we do?
by OnTheWayOut ini used to smoke cigarettes.
i quit as i was learning the lies of the watchtower organization.. i used to smoke between 1 and 3 packs a day depending on whether i went drinking or not.. .
i didn't really quit for the religion, but as i was learning it.. i swore to quit when cigarettes got to cost me more than a buck a pack.
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Marlene
Excellent post OTWO- I often wondered why the organization allowed smoking, then deemed it a DF-able act. Since Russell was the perceived portal to God, shouldn't this deplorable sin have been communicated to the flock ASAP?
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Reverse Disfellowship Certificate...any others?
by Marlene in.
i found this reverse disfellowshipping certificate on the freeminds site (http://www.freeminds.org/sociology/other/reverse-disfellowshipping-certificate.html) .
it made me wonder....are there any other certificates that could be made?.
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Marlene
I found this Reverse Disfellowshipping Certificate on the FreeMinds site (http://www.freeminds.org/sociology/other/reverse-disfellowshipping-certificate.html)
It made me wonder....are there any other certificates that could be made?
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As a Child, Which Did You Think About More?
by BabaYaga inpetting baby animals in paradise, or the fiery rain of armegeddon?.
i can tell you which one i thought about every single day.
armegeddon absolutely terrified me.
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Marlene
"kicking beach balls against elephants....."
HAHAHAHAHA! Classic. Mind if I use that one?
