So, I guess this means I really can buy the 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue after all! I'll have to pass on "Gang Bangers!!!! Vol. 5", though... Seriously though, so I guess this also means no girl-on-girl porn, too. Hoo boy--the organization is going to lose at least 10% off that one alone. Terrible! Terrible!
But now I know which porn to limit myself to if I want to stay in Jehovah's clean organization, though. I think I'd reached my limit, so far as the elders knew, with admitting to man-and-woman-sex. Hmm. Wow, if I'd remembered the girl-on-girl stuff I'd seen, I would've been in a judicial committee long before last year! Go figure. They would've been on me like white on rice after this article! Good thing I went and did the real thing and got out before this!
The thing that gets me about this is, how can there be varying levels of seriousness when it comes to this? So it's not as bad to watch a man and a woman actually commit fornication--not like simulate it in a PG-13 movie, but actually do it--but it's DF'ing if it's gay or lesbian sex? They would've been better off taking a harder (pun intended) stance on this, but maybe they knew judicial committees would go up by 300% and there'd be no time to wire $$$ to the Society if that happened...
There's so much running through my head right now (okay, this is getting to be Adult section with just the dirty puns as it is!). I just can see the judicial committee. Teenage Robert, baptized at 16, now admits to viewing hard-core pornography.
Elder: So, uh, how serious has it gotten?
Robert: Uh...it's a...well, there was this one where Sandy Summers and Jana started kissing each other....
Elder 2 [shifts in his seat]: Go on.
Robert: And...well, she, Jana starts going down on Sandy...[holds head in his hands]
Elder 3: Going down. I'm not sure what that means. You mean as in, homosexual oral sex?
Robert: ...Yes.
[Silence as elders look at each other.]
Elder: Okay, um, we're going to need to meet with you again....
--sd-7