An elder's son caught in a lap dancing club (not sure by who or how)
"I just happened to be coming out of the grocery store across the street from the club and...I don't know how to say it..."
Elder [Convention Drama style]: "Please, brother, trust in Jehovah. Go on."
"And...I saw Brother So-and-so coming out of that--that seedy nightclub!"
Elder: "Was he alone?"
"No. What's-his-face and No-Name were with him, too! I couldn't believe it!"
--sd-7