Elder's wife: Unlike Churches who excommunicate members, Df'ing is a loving arrangement!
So has she actually experienced this "loving arrangement" herself? The whole point of it is the withdrawal of love from the DF'd person, not the showing of love towards them. No, no, it's because I love you that I won't even say hello to you on the street anymore!
Elder: Jehovah does not get emotionally involved, and is not sentimental when it comes to someone repenting.
Perhaps he meant to say Jehovahthe elders do not get emotionally involved, and are not sentimental when it comes to someone repenting. Never seen eyes so dry as elders' eyes in a judicial committee. So...Greatest Dad in Universe doesn't get emotionally involved when it comes to his kids' turning around and doing the right thing. [Nods] Makes sense. Just don't expect any God-sized mugs on Father's Day, you a--hole! Oh, wait, why would he get involved? We're not God's children at all, remember? We're the little bastards who have to obey his real children for the next millennium or so, and then if we're lucky, he'll adopt us.
Elder: The Elders do not want to speak with us repeatedly, so just repent the first time.
So you only want to speak to me once? What a loving, self-sacrificing attitude that is! Talk about imitating Jesus, do you want a f***ing medal?!
We can see when someone is heading down a wrong path. So you should listen when the Elders speak
Yeah, it usually starts with dropping for 10 hours a month in field service to 5 hours a month. Were it not for that, you wouldn't see sh** if it was flyin' at you. 'Cause you sure don't want to talk to us more than once, so it's not like you can actually get to know anything meaningful about us.
These guys are rich, they really are.
--sd-7