Wow, dude! I got kind of a rough couple of weeks leading up to the Memorial myself, just of a different sort. Sorry to hear that. Nobody should be pressuring you to attend the Memorial. I mean, how absurd is that? They're insisting you attend a meal where you're not even allowed to eat! Who wants to go to that kind of meal?
They claim you're rejecting Christ, but you're just rejecting their version of Christ, which is a very limited one, one incapable of fully forgiving your sins here and now, one who apparently has to be offered gradually over the course of a thousand years so that everyone can be forgiven. As opposed to the real one who was offered once for all time for everyone's sins. So...no need to feel guilty.
Don't let them use any kind of incentives to manipulate you. The last thing you want is to give them any kind of leverage beyond their usual spiritual/emotional blackmail.
As for this one:
I watch her get into this sisters car that she arranged to pick her up and drive away with my one true love.
Music please:
I see you driving to the Memorial
With the girl that I love,
And I'm like, forget you!
I say the change in your doctrines
Wasn't enough,
So forget you,
And forget her, too!
If it's your spiritual wishes
To pass along dishes
Well, ain't that somethin'?
Ain't that something?
And though they're J's Witnesses,
I wish them all the best,
With a forget you! Hoo hoo hoo hoooo!
--sd-7