I can top yours.
One of our Elders was late coming to the meeting, (school servant) and ran the stop sign just before the KH. A cop flipped on the lights and followed him into the KH parking lot to give him the ticket with lights continually on.
Someone came in and said , "guess who's getting a ticket in the parking lot?" Several went out to see.
But wait, it gets better!!
The meeting needs to start and the School Servant is now delayed. The PO is PISSED!!
Tells me to start the meeting. So I do while the School guy comes in during the Instruction Talk.
There's more!!
After the #1 he takes the stand and you can see he's mad, but blames the cop, "who must surely hate JW's to do such an awful thing to him."
I turn to the PO to gauge his reaction. He's covering his face with his hands and head bowed. I'm now about to burst into laughter so I go to the bathroom to let it out. The PO follows me. We are laughing silently, almost to the point of gagging. I'm banging the wall with my fist.
What makes this story better is the Elder is one SR who claims to be of the annointed and is always judging others.