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  Does Hidden Condoms = Judicial Committee?

  by wouldacouldashoulda in

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  too cut a long story short i left the truth and my wife left me after asking her for a divorce.. .

  a few days later i found a packet of condoms (one was missing) hidden in her possessions.

  if i presented this to her local body of elders would they consider judicial action?.

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  Naturally the condoms are not mine. Would the elders ask her for an explanation?
  
  Is there any way my wife can have hidden condoms and not committed adultery in your opinions?
  
  Cheers
  
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  Does Hidden Condoms = Judicial Committee?

  by wouldacouldashoulda in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  too cut a long story short i left the truth and my wife left me after asking her for a divorce.. .

  a few days later i found a packet of condoms (one was missing) hidden in her possessions.

  if i presented this to her local body of elders would they consider judicial action?.

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  wouldacouldashoulda

  Too cut a long story short I left the truth and my wife left me after asking her for a divorce.
  
  A few days later I found a packet of condoms (one was missing) hidden in her possessions. If I presented this to her local body of elders would they consider judicial action?
  
  Cheers
  
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  Official Jehovah's Witness Records

  by wouldacouldashoulda in

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  hi posters.

  i am looking to collect an official document on jehovah's witness world records.. .

  here goes some for the uk.

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  wouldacouldashoulda

  Hi Posters
  
  I am looking to collect an official document on Jehovah's Witness World Records.
  
  Here goes some for the UK
  
  Youngest baptism 9 Years oldYoungest Servant 17 yearsYoungest elder 25 years (was minimus appointed at 24?)Youngest CO 29ish (he was a friend and quite cool and black in a white country)YOungest DO 32 ish (mts grad in Africa)Shortest marriage 7 hrs. She was an experienced worldly girl and he was not. She left him b4 the 1st night ended.Biggest marriage age gap About 30 years. He was a CO so it was ok I guess.Richest JW ???????????
  Most famous ?????????????
  Cleverest JW One I met was a Brain SurgeonCutest witness Geri Haniwell
  
  Please submit more records at your pleasure.
  
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  Questions Young People Really Ask

  by wouldacouldashoulda in

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  i currently work for the writing committee of the gb and have been asked to write an update to questions young people ask funnily called questions young people really ask.. .

  could you give me some questions to start exploring?.

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  I NEED an assistant writer for answers. 1st poster to reply can help answer questions!

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  Questions Young People Really Ask

  by wouldacouldashoulda in

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  i currently work for the writing committee of the gb and have been asked to write an update to questions young people ask funnily called questions young people really ask.. .

  could you give me some questions to start exploring?.

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  Why is it called Spiritually Mature instead of unduly burdening the congregation when Elders make up nit-picking congregational rules.

  The elders are God's stars on earth irrespective of whatever crap they come up with. The more irritating the rule the more spiritual they are. I get the impression you are blessed with a superfine nit picking congregation. lucky u!
  
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  Questions Young People Really Ask

  by wouldacouldashoulda in

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  i currently work for the writing committee of the gb and have been asked to write an update to questions young people ask funnily called questions young people really ask.. .

  could you give me some questions to start exploring?.

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  Do I really want to get baptized?
  Hell no

  What does being baptized into the organization REALLY mean and do I fully understand it?
  It means you hand over to men who whilst sincere are completely crackers and obsessed. If you are askin the question you do not understand. Its like going to a shop without prices. If you ask how much you cannot afford it.

  What age should I get baptized?
  See 1st question

  What happens if I no longer want to be a JW?
  You leave and get a llife.
  
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  Questions Young People Really Ask

  by wouldacouldashoulda in

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  i currently work for the writing committee of the gb and have been asked to write an update to questions young people ask funnily called questions young people really ask.. .

  could you give me some questions to start exploring?.

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  Is it an unforgivable sin to be at the FS coffee break daydreaming about two hot-sisters kissing but the daydream is interrupted when they ask me what I am thinking about and I make up an answer? Or would telling them what I was thinking about be the lesser of the sins?
  
  YOu should make up an answer. It is not a lie as they have no right to know. They hould not be so hot in the 1st place. Its called Theocratic Strategy.
  
  Can you PM me some photos so I can be sure?
  
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  Questions Young People Really Ask

  by wouldacouldashoulda in

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  i currently work for the writing committee of the gb and have been asked to write an update to questions young people ask funnily called questions young people really ask.. .

  could you give me some questions to start exploring?.

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  Is it pornea if sister hot-pioneeer kisses me on the cheek and I can't stop thinking about those soft, subtle, perfume scented lips when I go to sleep?
  
  Answer: Only if she is REALLY hot.
  
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  Questions Young People Really Ask

  by wouldacouldashoulda in

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  i currently work for the writing committee of the gb and have been asked to write an update to questions young people ask funnily called questions young people really ask.. .

  could you give me some questions to start exploring?.

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  I wanted a chapter called
  
  Will my parents throw me out of the house if I leave the truth?
  
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  Questions Young People Really Ask

  by wouldacouldashoulda in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i currently work for the writing committee of the gb and have been asked to write an update to questions young people ask funnily called questions young people really ask.. .

  could you give me some questions to start exploring?.

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  wouldacouldashoulda

  I currently work for the Writing Committee of the GB and have been asked to write an update to Questions Young People Ask funnily called Questions Young People REALLY Ask.
  
  Could you give me some questions to start exploring?

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