She complains "I am NOT a crack ho ... anymore, I stopped using crack....Now I am just a ho" LOL My wife is SOOOO cool. I'd be totally cool being called a crack ho by my husband and its for the exact same reason your wife is cool with it. Its completely false, a joke and lighthearted (well, maybe inappropriate in some households, but sarcasm in our house *if lighthearted* is fine).
If the lady is clearly not "old" and it is clearly understood to be a term of endearment in a strange sort of "opposite" way (like the huge guy always being named "Tiny" or "Little Mike" or something unexpected), then the clearly understood "opposite" term, "Tiny Dick" might be appropriate.
But since it is an attack on a man's manhood, he would have to know that it is an opposite and she doesn't think it's tiny at all, the same way she knows he doesn't find her old. Here's the thing: I AM older than he is, although I'm obviously hotter than he is Just as calling a man "Tany d*ck) is an attack on his manhood, even if not true, is the SAME thing as calling your wife an ole lady....you're suggesting she's old. (I'm trying to say 'tiny' in a country way, get it? TA-nee...lol...cant figure out what to type. I could say it with a British accent: 'ToYnayyy' ). I don't consider myself highly sensitive. But I am a woman and dont think a man should be talking to his friends about his OLD/OLE lady. It's disrespectful, and its nice to see others agree.
Onthewayout: my man likes it when I call him Stupid, Idiot, and a$$, but I dont. Men are so weird.
Purplesofa, you just made me spit my coffee all over the computer that picture is naaaasty!
Hey, when you're typing, can you type d*ck instead? I'm enjoying this thread and dont want it to be shut down. Sorry, is that ooooverly sensitive of me to ask?
