Posts by cheerios

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Did you used to be an assembly food rapist?

by yourmomma in

i confess proudly that i was one of the biggest assembly food rapists when it switched to the donation arrangement.

in fact, i would roll up to the counter with a fake list and pretend i was getting food for a huge family, lol.

"uh, yes, hello sister, what a fine morning program that was, may i please have 6 roast beef sandwhiches, 6 chocolate puddings, 6 apple danishes, 6 sodas....etc" and i would eat throughout the entire fking program, as it was so boring there was nothing else to do.

cheerios

yuck i remember that awful food. those of you who never had the 'privilege' of the assembly food .. be thankful. yuck.

while the frozen orange juice and the frozen pudding was tolerable, the rest of the food they served in the dallas area was roadkill. i knew someone who ate 3 burritos and pretty much closed down the wing containing one of the only two men's bathrooms ... it was almost bad enough to warrant evacuation

and dont get me started on muff'n eggs ...

hmm actually now that i think about it .. i wonder if the retards that named the muff'n egg had a clue that the first four letters of the item is a euphemism LOL

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Hear ye!hear ye!!!!Take notice

by mouthy in

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tomorrow the 22nd i will be 85 years old .

good wishes only please,remember if you say something nasty i will cry.

and my mum told me it is a sin to cry on your birthday .

cheerios

happy happy birthday mouthy! you are quite the inspiration to us whippersnappers :)

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UFO's may be a way of understanding Jesus.....(what did he just say???)

by Terry in

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sometimes people with ordinary understandings and expectations encounter things outside their experience.. they deal with it and move on.

they tell people and answer questions.. eventually, somebody explains it and the incident (and the story) goes underground.. .

......only to re-emerge.. if it is an unusual incident or report eventually there will be others who come along.

cheerios

think of how information spreads through overlapping generations!!!

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If I gave you a poke at 3:30am how would you respond?

by usualusername in

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discuss....

cheerios

Billy the X loves being poked at 3:30am ...

errr ..

at least that is what i HEARD

o.O

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Blantant coitridiction in todays wt

by elderelite in

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this isnt news worthy of course, but i thought i would point it out anyway... apologies to blondie, i dont see the normal wt thread yet.... .

para 2 states that "the other sheep should never forget their salvation depends on their active support of christs anointed "brothers" [gb] still on earth".

para 13 says "he [peter] pointed out that their hope is not founded on their works, but on [the deserts gods] undeserved kindness".

cheerios

WH: faithful and discrete slave isnt defined yet in Urbandictionary.com ... maybe we should help them out :D

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Blantant coitridiction in todays wt

by elderelite in

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this isnt news worthy of course, but i thought i would point it out anyway... apologies to blondie, i dont see the normal wt thread yet.... .

para 2 states that "the other sheep should never forget their salvation depends on their active support of christs anointed "brothers" [gb] still on earth".

para 13 says "he [peter] pointed out that their hope is not founded on their works, but on [the deserts gods] undeserved kindness".

cheerios

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Hope my American friends won't hate me for this.. LOL

by tornapart in

to the citizens of the united states of america from her sovereign majesty queen elizabeth ii.

in light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for president of the usa and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give ...notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.. .

(you should look up 'revocation' in the oxford english dictionary.).

cheerios

lol

clearly you are mentally diseased with your comments on nr. 11

11. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).

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