i called just before noon today- an elder promptly answered the phone.
i told him, " uh, memorial is tomorrow night, right?".
passover starts tomorrow night, after sundown!
i cant read djeggnog's posts. they are just completely ridiculous. death by text.
for someone so righteous, why would he choose that name? i doubt the GB would approve of dj's ... as that leads to inappropriate dancing and illicit sex ... and eggnog .. a pagan holiday drink .. that leads to illicit dancing and sex ... for shame
to this day, i still can't drink shasta cola or lemon-lime soda.
when i was a kid, you would buy these books of "food tickets".
the tickets were traded for terrible food.
those burritos turned the few mens rooms into complete warzones :( utterly horrible
look at the movie title above the entrance to the corny jw-appropriate movie.
i thought it said "running dump".. this made my day.
i need a drink.. mf.
lol why does the Suck-ciety hate jeans so much? Slacks to a movie? Really?
i really shouldn't have to say any of this but as someone who is in the process of learning a second language, i can tell that simple language makes things a lot clearer when you are not familiar with the language.
everyone on here started out reading simplified english while they were learning, including you native speakers.
i'm sure no one here was reading on a college level in elementary school.
the gump edition made me LOL
ok i try and stay calm in the event of an emergency but there is just no way i can be as calm as the guy in this video when you see the tornado go right beside him.
his truck is getting blasted with all kinds of debris.. i would have had to been on tranquilizers or drunk to even come anywhere close to being as calm sounding as he is.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugwjfoz-12c&feature=featured.
to quote Monsters vs. Aliens: change the alert level to code brown - because i gotta change my pants
that guy is nuts!
if the lost one left the fold...isnt he an apostate?....so why look for him?....he just wants to contaminate the rest of the flock right??
?....jesus sure cared a lot about apostates i guess.....oompa.
simple .. they search for that one to force them to answer the question: do you love the brothers? when they say no, they df them
how many people here actualy read those magazines cover to cover, every word, taking it all in?
i never did, i always speed read, towards the end my speed reading was roughly averaging the same as the speed of light!.
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i never did, not in 20+ years
... and i'm cooking dinner and planning a nice evening at home.
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what are you planning to do tonight?.
nothing even remotely connected to the wts :) besides it is easter week here in europe ... too busy for wts nonsense
united nations http://www.randytv.com/secret/unitednations.htm.
you yourself will bless anyone righteous, o jehovah; as with a large shield,.
the woman and her son were hungry,.
great work, as always, blondie! i cannot stomach reading their literatrash with the exception of your comments lol .. love it! keep it up!
although i was raised a jw, i have never understood why they celebrated the memorial on a different day than easter.
can someone explain?.
grewupjw.
wobble: " Dear Jacob Malik (RIP) did a thread on it on here years ago that showed they had totally misread what the Bible says on it, no surprise there, they ain't the brightest of scholars."
those scholars may not be the brightest, but they are 'celebrated' ...
LOLOLOLOL (sorry couldnt keep my face straight)
