Theer was two Jehovah's Witness brothers who bought a mule to use out in service. When they got it to the barn, the mule's ears touched the top of the doorway. So the mule would back up and not go in.
Well along came a worldly man, and asked them what the problem was. The two Jehovah's Witnesses said that the mule would not go in the barn, because his ears hit the top of the doorway. And they were trying to figure out where to notch the doorway so the mule would go in the barn.
The worldly man said to them, "Why don't you dig out the dirt around the doorway and the mule will go in the barn." After saying this the worldly man left.
Well the one Jehovah's Witness said to the other, "Those worldly people know nothing. Can't he see the problem is with the mule's ears not his legs?"
I know it is long, but funny!
"Hand me that whiskey, I need to consult the spirit."-J.F. Rutherford