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  Knock on the door, funny.

  by jam in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  there was a knock on the door this past sat.

  morning.. i open it to find a young, well dressed man standing.

  there who said: "hello sir, i,m a jw.

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  He replied, "I need your wifi password for my iPad, the Watchtower and Awake are on the internet now to save printing costs."
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  Photo ID Badges for Quick Builds

  by metaspy in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  hey guys, sorry i haven't been on here much lately.. i just thought i would drop by and let you know of something i received.. from when i was 12 until i was 25, i worked on quick builds.. i started out just helping out wherever they would put me - then joined an actual crew: attendants.

  i used to flag for forklifts.

  then i asked if i could learn how to be an electrician because the flagging was about as boring as watching grass grow.. i only worked on electric crew 1 year, back in 2006.. i just got an email from my attendant crew overseer saying that i need to submit a photo for my id badge so that i can go to quickbuilds.

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  infestation of single females between the ages of 18-100 that show-up and help in some capacity as the camouflage for manhunting

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  I was once a single male and this was the best reason to work on the quick builds
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  GB member gets pulled over...

  by Alfred in

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  so one day a governing body member got pulled over on interstate 95 for erratic driving (frequent lane changes, slowing down, speeding up, etc.).

  immediately, the highway patrolman asks to see the gb members drivers license.

  the gb member happily obliges and hands over his worn out new york state drivers license.

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  Super Secret Pro JW Forum Website!

  by Iamallcool in

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  http://www.getphpbb.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=421&mforum=jw.

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  sab, that looks like last years schedule.
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  Question about British money

  by maninthemiddle in

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  i want one of the 10-pound notes that has darwin on it as well as the 2-pound coin that has darwin on it and/or the double helix.. how common are these.

  does anyone know how i could get these in the us?.

  is it legal to trade/sell via mail?.

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  Cofty, there is an underground effort to change that.

  

  
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  Question about British money

  by maninthemiddle in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i want one of the 10-pound notes that has darwin on it as well as the 2-pound coin that has darwin on it and/or the double helix.. how common are these.

  does anyone know how i could get these in the us?.

  is it legal to trade/sell via mail?.

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  What do xians in the USA say when you tell them US money has masonic symbols on it ?

  They plug their ears and yell "na na na I can't hear you"
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  Question about British money

  by maninthemiddle in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i want one of the 10-pound notes that has darwin on it as well as the 2-pound coin that has darwin on it and/or the double helix.. how common are these.

  does anyone know how i could get these in the us?.

  is it legal to trade/sell via mail?.

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  Thanks guys...I didn't even think of the ebay.uk site, but I found one.
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  What if it IS the quinkyquarnk?

  by Shawn10538 in

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  2. beliefs

  since i asked the question in a thread i thought i'd make it its own thread..

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  This statement is false.
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  Question about British money

  by maninthemiddle in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i want one of the 10-pound notes that has darwin on it as well as the 2-pound coin that has darwin on it and/or the double helix.. how common are these.

  does anyone know how i could get these in the us?.

  is it legal to trade/sell via mail?.

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  I want one of the 10-pound notes that has Darwin on it as well as the 2-pound coin that has Darwin on it and/or the double helix.

  How common are these. Does anyone know how I could get these in the US?

  Is it legal to trade/sell via mail?

  
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  I can't remember the 'Most Important Date of My Life!' Can you?

  by Diest in

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  i honestly cant remember the exact date when i was baptized.

  it does not bother me one bit.

  i didnt have it stamped in that shitty reasoning book/babel that i got at the time, so i guess the only place i could find it would be my cards, which are far away..

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  If by most important you mean the day I decided to leave the JWs, no I don;t remember the exact day, HOWEVER, I do remeber the exact time I realized the words coming outof my mouth were complete bullshit and that was the day that I started thinking for my self.

  So I call that the most important day of my life.