Hello, hello, hello
Wotz goin onear den?
Me anme ladz are conducting an enquiry into the movements of a certain 'Ted Jaracz'.
So I woz wondarin if u cood elp me nancee park.
Its cum to my attention that this 'Ted Jaracz' may have been involved in a rape case at gunpoint, yes, rape, and yes, at gunpoint.
The said alleged assailant carried out this heinous crime on or around 1972.
Ok, it is 30 years ago and he may have well repented of that crime as it is now an 'old' crime.
HOWEVER............I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO SHED SOME 'NEW LIGHT' ON THE MATTER.
Therefore, me 'n me bobbies woood be most grateful for any ferda information to assist me in my enquiries.
Fanku Madame. Most obliged.
Oh, and, don't forget.......
You're not obliged to say anything unless you wish to do so. What you do say will be taken down and may be used in evidence against you. (UK)
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be used in evidence against you. You have the right for an attorney. If you do not have an attorney, one will be provided for you. (US)
Oh, and your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments or other loans secured on it.
Detective Chief Superintendent exJWA_007 (Serious Crime Unit - New Back Yard)