Posts by J_Dubble_Agent

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Armageddon Starting

by Tish in

now you all may laugh at me, but last night about 1am, i wake up to find my bed shaking!!

when i looked around the room the walls were shaking, what was going on???.

now you all may have this happen, but in the uk it is very very rare, we were experiencing our first earthquake in 15 years, well my jw head clicked in, is this armageddon??.

J_Dubble_Agent_007

I mean Rev 22:20-21..................thats wot I mean bruvva.

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Armageddon Starting

by Tish in

now you all may laugh at me, but last night about 1am, i wake up to find my bed shaking!!

when i looked around the room the walls were shaking, what was going on???.

now you all may have this happen, but in the uk it is very very rare, we were experiencing our first earthquake in 15 years, well my jw head clicked in, is this armageddon??.

J_Dubble_Agent_007

Hey, I was hoping it really was coming cos I'm not 'afraid' anymore......................................ARE YOU?

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Silentlambs in the News

by Kenneson in

jw
friends

"group alleging jehovah's witnesses abuse plans protest".

http://www.newsday.com/news/nationworld/wire/ .

you will need to scroll down to about the 44th heading entitled "religion news in brief.".

Your Cheesiest/Silliest/Strangest WTScans

by Stephanus in

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friends

i've been enjoying scanning bits and pieces of ruth's old 'tower magazines.

many of us will have old copies of the literature lying around, so why not scan something that's particularly meaningful to you?

here's my offering to start the ball rolling.

J_Dubble_Agent_007

Sorry Stephanus

I couldn't help myself!

007

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Your Cheesiest/Silliest/Strangest WTScans

by Stephanus in

jw
friends

i've been enjoying scanning bits and pieces of ruth's old 'tower magazines.

many of us will have old copies of the literature lying around, so why not scan something that's particularly meaningful to you?

here's my offering to start the ball rolling.

J_Dubble_Agent_007

Some more captions..........

......."WE SEE THAT YOU'RE REACHING OUT BROTHER.......WELL TAKE THAT (SMACK, HIT, HIT, SMACK)....SEE HOW FAR YOU CAN REACH OUT NOW DUDE"

......."DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH THAT BREAD AND WINE AGAIN!"

......."SO YOU THINK YOU'RE ANNOINTED DO YOU? (SMACK, HIT, SMACK, SMACK, SMASH, HIT)....THERE, NOW YOU'RE ANNOINTED!"

......."WE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SHOW YOU HOW TO 'ASSIST' YOUR WIFE IN BEING SUBMISSIVE.....BUT THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT (SMACK)"

......."IF YOU'RE GONNA ANSWER UP, ANSWER UP......FROM THE PARAGRAPHS.......DO YOU UNDERSTAND?"

The School overseer counselling one of the students....

......."You were told weren't you, 5 MINUTES!! 5 MINUTES FOR THE BIBLE HIGHLIGHTS!!! NOT 5 MINUTES & 3 SECONDS (SMACK). DON'T YOU EVER (SMACK), EVER (HIT), GO OVER 5 MINUTES (HIT), AGAIN. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? (SMACK)"

......."SO THATS YOUR IDEA OF 'COHERENCE THROUGH CONNECTIVES, HUH?' (SMACK)"

Out on the field ministrony....

......."Good morning, we've been asking people if they think there'll ever be a time when there is no more violence in the world.." (allow for answer)

......."YOU WILL HAVE A BIBLE-BASED STUDY, WITH US, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW"

Protecting the Borganisation....

......."We told you.....NOT TO GO TO THE POLICE.....NOW WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT WE ARE QUALIFIED TO DEAL WITH MOLESTATION ACCUSATIONS"

......."YOU'VE BEEN ON THE INTERNET? (SMACK)"

......."BUT WHY CAN'T I TALK TO MY SON........HE LIVES WITH US!!!!"

On the platform...

......."You were told last time you were on the school.....WHITE SHIRT AND 2 PIECE SUIT, 2 PIECE SUIT - NOT A PHUKIN CARDIGAN (SMACK)"

......."KEEP TO THE GOVERNING BODY'S OUTLINE (SMACK). IF YOU USE THAT BIBLE AGAIN (SMACK), WE'LL JUST HAVE TO TAKE YOU OFF...."

Brother answering up at the WT study.....

......."yes, Brother Ndebeningi....you had a thought...."

......."THATS WHAT WE USED TO TEACH, WE NOW HAVE NEW LIGHT.....SO STUDY THE NEW PUBLICATIONS, THE NEW ONES DAMN IT.....(SMACK)"

Edited by - j_dubble_agent_007 on 29 August 2002 5:21:9

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DISPROVE THE FAITHFUL AND DISCREET SLAVE

by minimus in

jw
friends

one of the most ingrained things for long time witnesses to change their viewpoint on is the fds.

i believe that due to the constant information at the meetings, conventions, publications and elder's talks, the doctrine of the faithful slave is pounded into everyone's heads.once a person sees the misunderstanding of this teaching, it's easier to critically see the wrongness of the watchtower.

can you suggest easier, less complicated rebuttals to this doctrine?

J_Dubble_Agent_007

nancee

I luv yor posts, but I didn't quite understand the statement you made when you said..........

"...I made 3 solid points and WTS Double Agent007's "tork outa their choc. starfish" effort to distract can't take them away. They stand...."

What did you mean?

Many fanx.

007

[email protected]

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DISPROVE THE FAITHFUL AND DISCREET SLAVE

by minimus in

jw
friends

one of the most ingrained things for long time witnesses to change their viewpoint on is the fds.

i believe that due to the constant information at the meetings, conventions, publications and elder's talks, the doctrine of the faithful slave is pounded into everyone's heads.once a person sees the misunderstanding of this teaching, it's easier to critically see the wrongness of the watchtower.

can you suggest easier, less complicated rebuttals to this doctrine?

J_Dubble_Agent_007

Farkel

Are you sayin that the faiful and diskreet slaiv tork outta their CHOCOLATE STARFISH?

I guess you're right!

They do tork outta their CHOCOLATE STARFISH!

007

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Too gone for too long:(

by Wendy in

jw
friends

i have been offfline for awhile, and i must say i am quite upset, not really upset, just unsettled about what i have seen when i have returned.

have all of you lost your ever loving minds?

wtf?.

J_Dubble_Agent_007

Wendy, it looks as though this is all you've seen...........

.

Thats right, the black dot in the middle of this post.

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WT'S new scandal - coming soon

by JWrobot in

dear wt.. "we will, we will, rock you".

off your self made pedestal.. .

privileged to be used in breaking down the frontiers of ignorance of the jehovah's witnesses

J_Dubble_Agent_007

Yep, for now!

He can run, but he won't be able to hide!

007

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WT'S new scandal - coming soon

by JWrobot in

dear wt.. "we will, we will, rock you".

off your self made pedestal.. .

privileged to be used in breaking down the frontiers of ignorance of the jehovah's witnesses

J_Dubble_Agent_007

nancee park

I received from a good source this evening that the person that 'Jaracz' allegedly (I've gotta say that) raped at gunpoint already went to the WT a few years back but nuffin woz dun.

It looks like this is gonna be anuvva story that is gonna go public!

So, I fink you can safely put dat wun on your list madame! (ugotta say it ina cockney accent or else it don't sound rite!).

Anyway, that'll be 11 little guesses for im to deal wiv. (A mere fixon of corse!).

(I ope I ain't spilld the beenz)

Nevamind. Looks like the walls onda WT are closin in on bruvva Teddy.

007

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