Posts by Confuzzled

he came into my house and while walking around looking at things he noticed my shelved collection of video games, some going back 15 years, but most old playstation rpg and racing games, a few ps2 rpg'd mixed in.

the usual stuff, final fantasy and such.

Confuzzled

I'm just struck by the sheer ballsy-ness to waltz into somebody's home and look through their belongings, visible or not! I bet they go through medicine cabinets too.

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What would you say to your son if he was in this terrible situation?

by BackRoomBilly in

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Confuzzled

awkwardboners.com LOL!

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Facial hair?

by gutted in

what the hell is up with the "ban" on facial hair outside of a mustache in the wt?.

i see nothing about it in the bible, and i remember i did some research and nothing came up in the jw publications.. did i miss something?.

oh wait, is this another way to get people to conform without scriptural basis.... i want a goatee :(.... actually i'm thinking of growing one and then people would get the idea that i'm not doing so hot in "the truth"..

Confuzzled

Nothin' more sexy then a guy in a cheap suit and a molester mustache.......

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worst privelege ever?

by rockmehardplace in

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collecting money after every meeting.

i could never get someone to help, and i was always last to leave.

when i did finally have one person who would help, if i used them too often i got questions about why the two of us were always taking the contributions.

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Outsider question: I suspect women's priveledges are worse then men's?

Some how I don't see JW bros scrapping pubic hairs off toilet seats .

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Uh Oh!!! The elders are coming!!!

by Blue Grass in

well after fading and keeping a low key i think the elders are finally going to get to me.

in 2007 i moved to another city but quickly moved back home about two months later.

the whole time everyone from my old congregation has been thinking i've been in another city.

Confuzzled

If you have no family in the Cult, how about a simple stay the f*** off my lawn old man, your presence is withering my begonias?

I understand the horny thing, but you need to broaden your horizons. How about a Southern Baptist with a trick pelvis ? Or a Catholic that still has her school uniform? I'm just saying.

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Uh Oh!!! The elders are coming!!!

by Blue Grass in

well after fading and keeping a low key i think the elders are finally going to get to me.

in 2007 i moved to another city but quickly moved back home about two months later.

the whole time everyone from my old congregation has been thinking i've been in another city.

Confuzzled

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So your telling me you can be an a**hole until you get bapitized, and other tales...

by Confuzzled in

without launching into my saga, of which many of you already know, i have a jw baby daddy who besides being a jw is an emotional midget w/women issues....i continue to come here for support and info concerning the future of my infant and the quirks of the jw family & belief system at large, and what i will be dealing with in the future, bf or no bf, so this inquiry has nothing to do with my relationship with this person or lack-there-of, i'm just seeking answers to what seems puzzling.

my posts are lacking in any specific detail as to not alert any possible lurking done my boyfriend or his family members, call me paranoid but it sometimes the circumstances, should they be stumbled on, are far to unique for it to be anybody other then this person, or their family.. anyhoo, my non-baptized jw bf is mad at his mother, along with many of his brothers and sisters (he has a huge family).

mama, it turns out was never baptized, even though she has been a jw for as long as my boyfriend has been alive (almost 40 yrs).

Confuzzled

My own family was just dysfunctional. This family is lovingly dysfuntional. DGP had a point though, it can get nightmarish sometimes. Its like a cult itself, and the whole JW aspect just intensifies everything. Not only are we nuts and overly involved in each others lives, but we're cult members, too! A cult within a cult, lol. Not everybody is a JW, but the ones that are, or at least have a belief system based on it whip it out when they need too. I had a similar family. My mothers family was enormous (I always say him and I have families that rival the Duggars, I'm avoiding giving numbers, here), but my own family imploded, and I think I craved the nuttiness, but as an outsider I'm glad I'm not in the line of fire, exactly.

I'm going to have my large post-baby frozen margarita this summer, and sit back and watch. Maybe nobody will notice when I light the grill using Watchtowers as they try to convince that nephew he drinks to much, or that cousin their boyfriend is a crackhead. Pass the marshmallows!