Just wanted to share an exerpt from what must have been an apostate ;) in a local Craigslist add in my area:
"Up for sale my membership as a JW, with the package you will recieve Everlasting Life, A Virgin Wife, a clear bloodguilty free concious, an excuse note for not giving gifts on holidays as well as not having to work on Sundays at your Job, a Magical Invisable Bubble Protection from Satan The Devil, Jury Duty Excuse, No pressure for having to choose the right vote for president of America, Head Knowlege and endless Argument Busters, Debunkers, Granny Slammers, Door Jammers, Window Spamers, and a host of other cool stuff you can get away with!!!!
Note: No returns or exanges aloud, Pickup only at my door, Free with contribution, no RV's or CO/PO Visits may insue, along with Guilt, Shame, Shunning, Embarasment, Lost of loved ones comunication, no spiritual advice, and you may be visited by the demons who are going to haunt you for the rest of eternity, and not to mention no more hand shakes at memmorials. If asked why are you returning membership you must state " I am no longer a Jehovah's Witness"
hahaha what do you all think about this find?