I've fallen into the toilet at 3am.
Oh, for crying out loud... what do you think the light switch is for?
I don't bitch and moan if I have to put the seat up to pee, so why should she bitch and moan if she has to put it down? And why can't she show me the same consideration she expects of me, and put the damn seat up when she's finished, so I don't pee on the seat in the dark?