Posts by poopsiecakes

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Please share! Unforgettable literary & movie scenes.

by N.drew in

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friends

one is a scene of a woman whose head ends up in a cage with rats.

and even though the thought is repulsive, who would even think it might be something to be afraid of?

i think that was the point, if i remember correctly.

poopsiecakes

"it puts the lotion in the basket"

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News Item!! The Biblical NT story has been PROVEN to be a hoax!!

by Jack C. in

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friends

ok i lied; there's no such news item.

however, imagine for a minute that it was indeed fact and that the evidence was irrefutable that the new testiment account in the bible was proven to be a hoax started by the early constantine government and perpetuated by the church over the centuries.

now, if you are of the atheist persuation it seems plausable that your reaction would be something similar to "i told you so" and that life would go on pretty much as usual.

poopsiecakes

Yo Ding

Check this out...http://www.skeptically.org/bible/id3.html

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News Item!! The Biblical NT story has been PROVEN to be a hoax!!

by Jack C. in

jw
friends

ok i lied; there's no such news item.

however, imagine for a minute that it was indeed fact and that the evidence was irrefutable that the new testiment account in the bible was proven to be a hoax started by the early constantine government and perpetuated by the church over the centuries.

now, if you are of the atheist persuation it seems plausable that your reaction would be something similar to "i told you so" and that life would go on pretty much as usual.

poopsiecakes

Very simple: Produce the dead body of Jesus of Nazareth and I will become an atheist. No other religions founders handled man's problem, death, like he did.

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I love the hypocrisy...slamming other religions for not adhering to the bible.

by poopsiecakes in

this is from the january 2012 wt (members edition).

to this day, many of the clergy elevate the uninspired sayings of so-called church fathers to a plane higher than the word of god!

if you have ever discussed the trinity doctrine with a seminarian, you have likely noticed that.. .

poopsiecakes

Hi Ladies! Happy Holidays :)

I get a little riled up when I see how blatant this stuff is spilled all over their magazines and that it took me sooooo long to see it.

Yeah Morbidzbaby - and add to that 'paradise earth', can't find that anywhere either. Oh jeez we could go on and on...

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I love the hypocrisy...slamming other religions for not adhering to the bible.

by poopsiecakes in

this is from the january 2012 wt (members edition).

to this day, many of the clergy elevate the uninspired sayings of so-called church fathers to a plane higher than the word of god!

if you have ever discussed the trinity doctrine with a seminarian, you have likely noticed that.. .

poopsiecakes

This is from the January 2012 WT (members edition)

To this day, many of the clergy elevate the uninspired sayings of so-called Church Fathers to a plane higher than the Word of God! If you have ever discussed the Trinity doctrine with a seminarian, you have likely noticed that.

- pg. 6 par. 11

I freakin' love it. Right off the top of my head I can think of at least a dozen things that the GB and local elders make rules about that have NO basis in any scripture. Honestly, it makes me laugh. A lot.

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JW Cable TV Installer Counts His Time.. Home owner very pissed off !

by Hairyhegoat in

the directv guy came by today to install our new dvr.

a pretty simple install as i already installed the telephone line, and the amp/switch box is about 5 feet below where the extra line needs to run.. .

so all the installer needs to do is give us the new dvr receiver, run one coax line, plug it all in and leave.. .

poopsiecakes

HHG, you really should provide a link when you cut & paste...just sayin...

http://www.sevengraylands.com/brain/braindump/directv-install-gone-bad/

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Armageddon Part II

by LostGeneration in

one of the things that bothered me as a jw growing up was the idea that there would be a second armageddon.

they don't phrase it that way, but what else could it be when you read stuff like this from the 3/15 wt.. "obedient humans will gradually be set free from enslavement to corruption.

if they remain faithful to jehovah throughout the millennium and during the final test that will come at the end of it, their names will be permanently written in the scroll of life.

poopsiecakes

Another exerpt from the March 2012 WT (members edition)...

Soon, those who do not obey the good news will undergo judicial punishment. The way people
react to our preaching will be a basis for judgment.
- pg. 11 par. 8

Actually, the whole WT is a scare-fest for JW's to get their shit in order NOW DAMMIT and pound that pavement because that's the only way to survive their loving god's gratuitous orgy of death that's coming soon to a corner near you. VERY SOON. Did we say soon? YES, VERY SOON! Why are you still sitting there? Don't you want the pleasure of seeing all those dead bodies piled up in bloody heaps? Oh and by the way, you'll get to do it all over again. YES! How very happifying that you have the opportunity to witness a second gratuitous orgy of death in a mere 1000 years. sigh...

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