I got called a pervert a couple days ago because I held the door open for a woman. She accused me of being a pervert and holding the door so I could look at her ass
She's an idiot.
On the other hand I tend to hold a door open so that the person coming next can take hold of it for themselves - male or female - I don't stand there like an unpaid doorman and let them go first.
You should have sung her a chorus of National Express...
But it's hard to get by when your arse is the size
Of a small country
And everybody sings 'ba ba ba da'
We're going where the air is free
Tomorrow belongs to me...