Yeah right now I'm getting hounded to fill out the DPA card I haven't done it yet and have no intentions of doing so.. I honestly don't like the phrase "direct power of attorney". If they ask me to I'm telling them right now I'm going to have my lawyer look it over before I sign it. see what the reaction is. lol
Slayerbard
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I told my husband that I'm going to throw away my no blood card
by doublelife ini discussed my view with him and he understood the point i made but said that until he receives further instruction from the gb he will still refuse a transfusion.
i asked him if he would deny me a blood transfusion if i needed one and he said, "i don't know.
i went to lunch with my non-jw aunt and cousin and told them about the conversation.
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How to Annoy Everyone at the Watchtower Study
by So Past A Dub ini thought you good folks might enjoy this post from http://www.thelaughingapostate.com/.
s.p.a.d., who is one old cantankerous apostate, has been noticing of late that several of you brave souls still find yourselves in a situation where you have to attend meetings at least now and then.
i feel for you good folks and i think it is high time that all of us chip in with ideas of how to reduce the boredom and suffering you must endure.
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Slayerbard
I said it before Annoy-a-tron from Thinkgeek.com ans the Eviltron.. they make random irratating noises.. I hid one in the office at work.. had the manager going CRAZY!!
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Funny thing to do at the meetings
by Iwonder17 ini was at a worldy funeral the other day and say those little prayer cards on a table.
i thought to myself, wouldn't it be great to buy a bunch of these and drop a few every once in a while at the hall.
you could do it for months and drive the attendants crazy looking for them before anyone sees them and gets stumbled.. any fun tricks that you can think of?.
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Slayerbard
thinkgeek.com get an annoyathon.. LOL hid it somewhere.. What the hilarity insure as every 30 there some this strange BEEP..the the EVILTRON better yet cause it has creepy voices and halloween effects.. ok now I might have to do this now! HAHAHAHA they will think the hall is haunted or the demons are after them!! I would LOVE to see the reaction. stick it on the platform unde the podium..
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Worst Kingdom Melody lyrics- your votes?
by JimmyPage inmy votes for worst kingdom melody lyrics: song 125- "jehovah is on my side" (try singing these lyrics without laughing like beavis and butthead): "i know that in this crucial hour my faith will yet be tested/ around me swarms the devil's crowd like bees that were molested/ but i can ever beat them off beneath divine protection/ on those who love to bear his name god sets his deep affection.
" or how about song 201- "rejoicing with god's nation" (grab your thesaurus for this one): "in a land so good and spacious/ free from strife and things vexatious/ look!
a happy crowd vivacious/ in god's service that is efficacious.
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Any and every song from the new Sing Lullaby's to Jehovah book.... every song is soo monotone. Todays one USED to be one of the peppier songs and everyone automaticly got into the old zippy rythim.. WHOOPS...it's now sloooooooow and boring. I am anxiously awaiting the day someone falls asleep and falls over while singing. LOL
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"And Jehovah has blessed us with diesel fuel"
by Sour Grapes inwhen i read these eye witness accounts from haiti.
like jehovah is blessing his people with diesel fuel.
and food my brain begins to bleed.
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Slayerbard
Oh I had to listen to this BS today.. how witness are always there FIRST to help out or close to it.. and how the army comes and remarks they wish they could organize and feed the masses like witnesses do.. Totally ignoring all the stuff EVERYONE is doing to help out. People all over the world are going there and organizing drives to raise money and help out. It's truly a beautiful thing to behold. So far I haven't seen a witness do anything, I asked today if someone knew how "our brothers were doing" NO ONE NEW!!! Were is the love and concern??? Of course I know cause I come here.. LOL sad out the out ones care more than the in ones...
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Luke 21:8 - Crickets From the WTS
by LostGeneration inniv 8he replied: "watch out that you are not deceived.
for many will come in my name, claiming, 'i am he,' and, 'the time is near.
' do not follow them.. nwt (luke 21:8) he said: look out that you are not misled; for many will come on the basis of my name, saying, i am he, and, the due time has approached.
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Ok you found one.. I double checked and sidn't see the top one. LOL it's used but never quoted, usually found with a list of scriptures and almost always to be the last one in the list...
and Wobble I noticed the missing verse too. I remember thinking we missed a paragraph when we went over it the first time. Glad I'm not the only one.. I'm going to go dig up my book and see which one is it. I'm curious not. HEHE
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Luke 21:8 - Crickets From the WTS
by LostGeneration inniv 8he replied: "watch out that you are not deceived.
for many will come in my name, claiming, 'i am he,' and, 'the time is near.
' do not follow them.. nwt (luke 21:8) he said: look out that you are not misled; for many will come on the basis of my name, saying, i am he, and, the due time has approached.
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Slayerbard
OMG your right!! LOL I just ran that scripture though the CD rom 09 and NOTHING came up..sides the Bible verse itself! LOL kinda says it all right there doesn't it.
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Slayerbard
Yup.. I donated to the Red Cross for Haiti...very naughty.. also once shared a hotel room with someone of the opposite sex it was a vacation thing are we both were broke..though nothing happened. I'm sure either of these things are grounds for DFing.. so yup naughty..
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The JEHOVAH game (a modern fetish)
by Terry in1.we use a name to distinguish one entity from another to avoid confusion.. 2.if there is only one of something it is one of a kind.
elivis is elvis and those who pretend to be him are impersonators.
those who pretend to be jesus are false or pseudo-christs.
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Slayerbard
Ya know it's funny I remember watching Highlander the series, and I remember it being mentioned in one episode that the Jews didn't HAVE a devil til they were captive by the Bablyon. I looked it up..and it was TRUE I almost fell over. There is no mention of a devil or anything til after that. Sure Satan is there, but he is considered just a naughty trouble making angel, and only mentioned in Job, 1 chronicles where he get david to number the people. but the term DEVIL isn't there til the NT, and suddenly used quite heavly I might add.
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whose hiding in the toilets at the kingdom hall?
by highdose inthis was a favorite way of getting away from the very unloving "loving brothers and sisters".
hide in the toilets, no one can collar you and tell you off.
and even better you won't be in amongst a group of people but still feeling so alone... at least you will actauly be alone!.
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Slayerbard
I wasn't allowed to go to the toilet..I was supposed to go before meeting. and if I did go and didn't come out my parents went looking for me.. this was well into my 30's...lol so yeah I would have LOVED to hide.