Aye robdar.
Any of these be suitin'ya? I do have some of me own.
Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day
(We came up with these in an effort to interest The Other Dave (Letterman) in TLAPD. His staff liked 'em, but alas, his show was"dark" the week of Sept. 19.)
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …
1. Prepare to be boarded.
Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't)
They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.
You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?
Wanna shiver me timbers?
I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.
Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.
That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.
Let's get together and haul some keel.
That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.
Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates
By popular demand ...
10. What are YOU doing here?
9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)
8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!
7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"
6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!
5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"
4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!
3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!
2. RAMMING SPEED!
...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:
1. You. Pants Off. Now!
avishai
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Happy international talk like a pirate day!
by avishai ini used to do theater with those guys.
they're awsome.
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One reason I have NO RESPECT for the CATHOLIC CHURCH
by yesidid inhttp://www.gulf-times.com/site/topics/article.asp?cu_no=2&item_no=241926&version=1&template_id=45&parent_id=25.
catholic church guards its dominance in e timor.
maliana: a few years ago domingos pereira and his wife did something dangerous.
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avishai
So, BTS, what is your view on the catholic church having missions that specifically aid illegal immigrants coming into this country? Illegals who are about 90% catholic, and send a good portion of the money they make back to huge families they can't support due to the catholic ban on birth control? Families, that, i'm sure, put alot of those US dollars back into church coffers?
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Happy international talk like a pirate day!
by avishai ini used to do theater with those guys.
they're awsome.
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I used to do theater with those guys. They're awsome.
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Farting at the Kingdom Hall.
by avishai inonce, when i was nine, i farted so loud, from the back row, that the guy giving the prayer started laughing and had to try really hard not to totally lose it.. any other stories?
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avishai
wow. That's so mean..I think I dig you more with every post!
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Just Created: XJW Social Network xjwnet.ning.com
by tastyrerun ini have become a big user of social networking sites like facebook.
i am also a member of a couple of more specialized social networks but when i looked for an xjw social network i found nothing.. .
so, i made one!.
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bttt
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Farting at the Kingdom Hall.
by avishai inonce, when i was nine, i farted so loud, from the back row, that the guy giving the prayer started laughing and had to try really hard not to totally lose it.. any other stories?
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avishai
I learned how to light farts at a JW get-together.
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Elections Have Consequences
by SixofNine inlink.
transcript
the guardian: a us medical evacuation crew chief recounts the most traumatic mission he has ever flown .
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avishai
Yeah, but if we'd have stayed in afghanistan, they would've gone THERE not Iraq. Al Queda is primarily Sunni, not Shi'ite, who are the majority by far in Iraq. Our economy would'nt be in the shitter, and besides, we supposedly didn't start a war in Iraq as "bait" for these bozo's. It'd be like going into Portland Oregon and fighting small enclaves of neo-nazi survivalists to draw the larger population of them from the sticks in WA and Idaho, so instead of fighting them in rural areas (far less collateral damage) you'd be fighting and bombing these guys in a major metropolitan area (far, far more collateral damage). That's just ricockulous.
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Partisan bickering
by avishai ini am so sick of the "team" mentality on both sides.
for instance, i am a fiscal conservative, right?
but the conservatives in office are spending like drunken sailors.
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BTTT because, dammit, the name calling and dogmatic responses on here are driving me nuts. The Dems? Not all peace loving, poor helping, corporation hunting watchdogs. Republicans? Not all ahole warmonger price big business helpers. Christians? not all bigots, fundie, my way or the highway folks etc. Also not all peaceful, christ loving folk either. Same on both sides for athiests, jews, muslims, etc. Did'nt we all learn enough about being polarized, dogmatic, "I'M RIGHT and your an idiot, satanic, of the "world" etc. if you don't agree with me?"
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Farting at the Kingdom Hall.
by avishai inonce, when i was nine, i farted so loud, from the back row, that the guy giving the prayer started laughing and had to try really hard not to totally lose it.. any other stories?
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BTTT because this site is too damn serious lately.
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Elections Have Consequences
by SixofNine inlink.
transcript
the guardian: a us medical evacuation crew chief recounts the most traumatic mission he has ever flown .
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avishai
Yeah....There's tons of significantly larger genocides that the US never helped with. Occasionally, the US has helped the side perpetuating the genocide.