You Brits and Canuks have hit the Texas nail on the head.
You know what I saw down the street tonight (and I live in California, SF Bay Area even)? One of those hideously gauche inflatable snow men on someone's lawn. But that wasn't the worst of it. The dipshit householder had put an inflatable assault rifle in his hand. I have to drive by that crap twice a day.
How do these idiots reconcile the birth of Jesus, Peace on Earth, Good Will Toward Men, and that spectacle???