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"NEW LIGHT" FROM BROTHER WALDO D/O SANTA MARIA ,CALIFORNIA 1/22/2012 "HOW JEHOVAH IS LIKE BROTHERS ACCUSED OF BEING A CHILD MOLESTER!
by Bubblegum Apotheosis ini was shocked to hear how the slander against jehovah's name that we see in the world can be compared to a good man accused of being a child molester.
he went on to describe how terrible such an accusation would be, and how "friends" of the accused would know he's not capable of such an act and would rally to his defense.
at several points in the talk, he refers back to the child molester "example" and how eventually, despite the hideous slander heaped on a man in this situation (depicting jehovah in the bigger picture, we assume), that man's good reputation would be restored.
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Hot Plate Heaven . . .
by JRK inin the immortal words of fz, some things haven't changed.. i used to have a job.
an' i was doin' fairly well.
depression came along.
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serenitynow!
That's sad.
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Annoying JW Stories
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so we had a conversation with my in-laws last night that thoroughly ticked me off and this is the only place that i can vent about it, so here goes!.
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serenitynow!
I gotta agree with Sinis, don't answer their questions. I was inactive for years and was ashamed of it; my aunt would ask me questions like "how's so & so at your hall? What time is your meeting on Sunday? When's your CA?" I would feel so bad because I couldn't answer her questions. The best feeling was when I finally stood up to my aunt and told her that my relationship with god was none of her business.
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Going to Apostate Church
by DilemmaGF inhow many of you had gone visiting any apostate church when you were still in?
what was your feeling?
my bf went to my church with me once, i wonder how he felt....
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serenitynow!
Been in churches several times as a JW, usually for funerals. The earliest time I can remember, I went to a church as a little girl with my elder father and other JW relatives for my uncle's wedding. Been in 2 mosques.
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Am I exaggerating when I say the WT uses information control?
by discreetslave inhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fla-lkqxuem.
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serenitynow!
No, you are not exaggerating!
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Who can explain this better? Scraching my head,,,
by IamPresence2012 inlets examine the some interesting bible verses.. 1. promotes incestuous relations.
if everyone is the product of adam and eve, then are we all the products of incest?.
2. ridiculous timeline.
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serenitynow!
Eden was in Arkansas
lol!
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Any Snappy comebacks to this email
by loosie inwhy you should seek further higher education.
the kingdom hall is your university, jehovah is your professor, jesus is your instructor , .
the holy spirit is your protector, the angels are your support system, .
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serenitynow!
"But you are only allowed to use the Cliff'sWatchtower Notes
"There is room for only 144,000 -- reserved seating only -- and you're not on the list.
lol!
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Any Snappy comebacks to this email
by loosie inwhy you should seek further higher education.
the kingdom hall is your university, jehovah is your professor, jesus is your instructor , .
the holy spirit is your protector, the angels are your support system, .
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serenitynow!
And with just some minor changes, this can be for radical Islam!
The KINGDOM HALLMOSQUE is your UNIVERSITY, JEHOVAHALLAH is your PROFESSOR, JESUSMOHAMMED is your INSTRUCTOR ,
THE HOLY SPIRITANGEL GABRIEL is your PROTECTOR, the ANGELS are your SUPPORT SYSTEM,
The WORLDWIDE BROTHERHOODMUSLIM BROTHERHOOD are your CLASS MATES, THE BIBLE QU'RAN is your TEXT BOOK,
TRIALS & TEMPTATIONS are your EXAMS, FINDING LOST SHEEPKILLING INFIDELS is your ASSIGNMENT,
PRAYER is your ATTENDANCE, LIFE IN PARADISE LIFE IN HEAVEN WITH 72 VIRGINS is your FUTURE DEGREE,
AND DOING JEHOVAH'S WILLJIHAD is your MOTTO. Enroll today!!!
There is room for all. Tuition is FREE!!
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Any Snappy comebacks to this email
by loosie inwhy you should seek further higher education.
the kingdom hall is your university, jehovah is your professor, jesus is your instructor , .
the holy spirit is your protector, the angels are your support system, .
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serenitynow!
I bet whoever came up with that never spent one day in college. Some of those things don't make any sense. Prayer is your attendance? What the hell does that even mean? And why is there a distinction made between a professor and instructor? Jehovah should be the president of the university, and Jesus should be the professor. Holy spirit is your protector? In college? Generally, you need a protector in K-12 for the bullies, but not in college. And in real college you work hard and earn a degree, but you cannot earn everlasting life. According to their textbook, it is because of God's grace, er undeserved kindness, that one can hope to obtain salvation. I dont remember any mottos in college either.
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Preparing the Kool-aid - April 15 WT
by LostGeneration incheck this paragraph from the article about how jah spared noah, the israelites at the red sea, etc.... scary!.
pg 26 para 16. as events unfold during the great.
tribulation, christians will need to heed.
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serenitynow!
They are really trying to keep that sense of urgency going. Soon folks will be stockpiling and burying literature.