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  Whats your favorite Simpson's quote/scene?

  by Leander in

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  the simpsons is one of the few shows i can watch over and over never get bored with.

  a couple of my favorite quotes.

  tony the mafia guy talking to marge: you betta have our money in 24 hours and just to show you we're serious you now have 12. .

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  joannadandy

  'The leader is good the leader is great, we surrender our wills as of this date'

  "na na na na na na na na leader!"
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  Whats your favorite Simpson's quote/scene?

  by Leander in

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  the simpsons is one of the few shows i can watch over and over never get bored with.

  a couple of my favorite quotes.

  tony the mafia guy talking to marge: you betta have our money in 24 hours and just to show you we're serious you now have 12. .

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  joannadandy

  I love mojo!!

  Ok I have about fifty million I could think of...but here are a few:

  (The entire episode of when Grandpa needs a kidney and Homer keeps running away-ROCKS) Homer is on the ship of Lost Souls, he tells them what he's done and the frenchman says "I stole this accordian from a blind monkey-but you disgust even me!"

  Marge is suing Mr Burns for sexual harrassment and says "I'm going to sue the pants off of you" and Burns says "You don't have to sue me to get my pants off *purring noise*"

  Homer remembers finding a dead body in the swimming hole when he was little (Very Stand By Me-ish) and they go back to follow the drain where the body came from and it pops up in Mr. Burns office and Burns says "You there, what are you doing in my corpse chute? err umm, I mean my innocence tube!"

  Homer has the boys over playing poker and he is going to out to the garage and moe says "Oh aren't we all fancy with our Garage" and Homer says "well what do you call it?" Moe: "My car hole"

  Edited by - joannadandy on 9 July 2002 15:58:41
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  New book pisses active Witnesses off!

  by Intuit39 in

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  my sister just called me at work to let me know that her husband (until recently, unsympathetic to her doubts) is thoroughly confused and pissed off by the new 'worship' book!.

  he has been comparing it with the 'united' book, has noted the obvious differences (3 missing chapters), and has begun examining it word for word...now he is raving looney about it.. to top it off, they were at bethel within the last few days, somehow ended up in brother larson's personal office, and were astonished to find a model spanish galleon replete with huge crosses, and a huge portrait of good ol' max towering over the watchtower itself.

  she said her husband thought it looked like a propaganda poster for 'big brother'..... finally!

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  My parents came home from the convention and presented with me of a copy of each of the new books, along with the propaganda brochure to guilt jw kinds into bethel service (good old ma and pa)...I have just started reading each book, and will have lots of posts to make as I continue my research...

  I am currently looking for an Old United in Worship book myself...I will let ya know what I find out...
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  Good and Bad News...

  by joannadandy in

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  the good news-

  women are more than twice as likely to climax during sex if their partner has extremely symetrical features.. the bad news- men with extremelysymetrical features are less attentive to their partners and are more inclined to cheat on them.. given that: ladies, who's your lover of choice?.

  and i don't want to hear any crap about personality either....

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  joannadandy

  *high fives lyin*

  Will you be my new best friend?
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  Overbeerial Report of Minnesota Flock & Jou...

  by Valis in

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  overbeerial report of minnesota flock & journeys .

  click him for pics!!!

  friday: depart dallas via gayhound.

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  Ahhh Valis, such a sweetie...you are missed already...
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  CAN A CHRISTIAN BELONG TO A NUDIST RESORT?

  by minimus in

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  the may 15, 1962 wt.

  states:"therefore no dedicated christian minister can remain in good standing in the new world society of jehovah's witnesses and at the same time be a member of a nudist colony or frequent nudist camps" so if you had to make a choice,what would you do?.

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  It is the only hope for mankind.

  But joel--what if the only hope is wrinkled saggy and liver spotted...COVER IT GRANDMA! Have you ever been to a Nudist beach--dear lord there should be a ban!!
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  IS it just me or....?

  by dustrabbit in

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  is it just me or..... 1. do the vast majority of the "good" females in the jw publications look like they stepped out of the martha stewart-wannabe/betty crocker/beaver's mom mold?

  and the bad "girls" look like some cheesy bad girl from a chessy 80s movie?.

  2. did i see a lack of interracial couples/families in the jw pubs?

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  joannadandy

  ohhh dust--don't tease me!
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  Good and Bad News...

  by joannadandy in

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  the good news-

  women are more than twice as likely to climax during sex if their partner has extremely symetrical features.. the bad news- men with extremelysymetrical features are less attentive to their partners and are more inclined to cheat on them.. given that: ladies, who's your lover of choice?.

  and i don't want to hear any crap about personality either....

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  Actually I don't think I want to have sex with a model, I just want to lick his chest...that would be enough I think...
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  Good and Bad News...

  by joannadandy in

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  2. relationships

  the good news-

  women are more than twice as likely to climax during sex if their partner has extremely symetrical features.. the bad news- men with extremelysymetrical features are less attentive to their partners and are more inclined to cheat on them.. given that: ladies, who's your lover of choice?.

  and i don't want to hear any crap about personality either....

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  It makes me moist I must admit Ballistic, but no climax, smiles are too much like clowns really...

  Spice-I would pick the model, and cry into my pillow later...but let's take a tour in Joanna reality, when will I have meet this model man, and what are the odds our sun signs are compatible...then there is the whole him having to see me naked, yeah I doubt it will happen....
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  Good and Bad News...

  by joannadandy in

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  the good news-

  women are more than twice as likely to climax during sex if their partner has extremely symetrical features.. the bad news- men with extremelysymetrical features are less attentive to their partners and are more inclined to cheat on them.. given that: ladies, who's your lover of choice?.

  and i don't want to hear any crap about personality either....

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  pff you people and your sources, never just ACCEPTING stats...no wonder no of you are JW's...I got this info from the Paranoid's Pocket Guide...it rocks, you all should pick up a copy...