I always thought they were Fairy Farts
joannadandy
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Jimmie's or Spinkle's - Which? (WT 10/15/02)
by Mister Biggs inquestion from reader's.
my husband and i took the kids to the local dairy queen.
which is the proper term to use?
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Do Jws help disfellowshipped ones or apostates?
by haujobbz in.
do you think that, if say you fell over and and seriously injured yourself in the street, would a jw you knew passing by help you knowing that you were disfellowshipped or so called apostate.
maybe even come to see you at home if you were unwell or depressed,i mean how many witnesses have assisted or helped you when you needed it mostly,you see i thought they were supposed to encourage you to become so called spiritually stronger.but saying that when you were active as a jw do you think you were helped in times of distress or illness by your fellow jw,for instance i know a woman who's still a witness but hasnt been to meetings for say a year and thats because she has severe athritis and guess what only 1 j-dub has wrote to her so to her it seems like if your not a regular at meeting you may as well be classed as disfellowshipped.
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joannadandy
haujobbz-The sad part is they think they are helping...by depriving you of your friends and family you will see that only Jehovah brings happiness, or rather that you're whole support network is gone so you better cave...ahh such a loving provision.
No, I know for a fact a JW would never help me. Last night the phone rang and when I answered the person was someone from my old congregation looking to talk to my parents (just as a refresher to everyone, I never got df or da) she asked who she was speaking to, and when I told her, she got all nervous and anxious sounding and quickly said "oh umm, I was just calling to talk to you parents, but I will try later" click...no "good-bye", no "how are you", not even a "we miss seeing you". In fact, it rattled her so much to hear my voice she never did tell me who she was (tho I recognized her voice). Very loving I thought.
Edited by - joannadandy on 23 July 2002 15:45:48
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TV character that describes you
by Crystal inthe other night i was watching "king of .
queens"with a friend and he said you are "carrie"!!!
i thought about it and he was right.. what character are you?
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joannadandy
Screech from Saved By The Bell
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And when I'm dead...dead and gone....
by hillary_step ini was having one of my daily discussions about death ( happy soul that i am ) with mrs. step at breakfast this morning and asked her a profound question:.
one month after i have died, how will people describe me.
this is the answer that i was expecting :.
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joannadandy
I got mixed results
Don't you all think asking while we are alive what they will say about us isn't exactly the truth? The fact is you're not dead. If you were dead you'd be lifted to saint status. Sure those might be things they think about you...but they would never SAY them. The dead have an advantage in that we are no longer allowed to speak ill of them. For those of you who did ask the living what they would say, it's a rough guesstimate at best, but when you are actually gone they will miss your morbid little selves.
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The sound of one Dub clapping
by OUTLAW inas i was growing up,i noticed the dubs at assemblys would clap at the slightest provocation.it looked like a beach full of seals.as soon as a few started,the rest would join in.for some it looked like they just woke up and figured they should start clapping so no one would know they fell asleep.most just looked like seals clapping for a fish.kids notice funny things.did any of you notice dub mass behaviour you found funny...outlaw .
edited by - outlaw on 20 july 2002 2:51:40edited by - outlaw on 20 july 2002 2:59:1.
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joannadandy
My personal favorite would be when the speaker wasn't even finished with his satement but the applause would drown him out anyway...we really didn't even know what we were clapping for...
seems so fitting in a way...
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Salty Streaks
by joannadandy in.
so what do you do when someone makes you cry?do you let them see?do you pretend you have something in your eye?do you change the subject/blow it off?do you have it out right then and there?do you never speak to them again?do you try and make them cry?
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joannadandy
Good point, I was just thinking about it because I am setting a pattern of hiding it...that can't be healthy...lol
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Salty Streaks
by joannadandy in.
so what do you do when someone makes you cry?do you let them see?do you pretend you have something in your eye?do you change the subject/blow it off?do you have it out right then and there?do you never speak to them again?do you try and make them cry?
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joannadandy
So what do you do when someone makes you cry?
- Do you let them see?
- Do you pretend you have something in your eye?
- Do you change the subject/blow it off?
- Do you have it out right then and there?
- Do you never speak to them again?
- Do you try and make them cry?
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joannadandy
I'm special!
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The sound of one Dub clapping
by OUTLAW inas i was growing up,i noticed the dubs at assemblys would clap at the slightest provocation.it looked like a beach full of seals.as soon as a few started,the rest would join in.for some it looked like they just woke up and figured they should start clapping so no one would know they fell asleep.most just looked like seals clapping for a fish.kids notice funny things.did any of you notice dub mass behaviour you found funny...outlaw .
edited by - outlaw on 20 july 2002 2:51:40edited by - outlaw on 20 july 2002 2:59:1.
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joannadandy
instead of sitting with our parents, all the cong boys would sit together
See this used to really piss me off...the boys of our hall always got to sit next to each other, and at conventions got to roam wherever they wanted, but did the girls get this freedom HELL no! We were compared to little street walkers and couldn't be trusted to go and sit by each other. When I was 17 that was the first time I finally got to go sit by my bestfriend (she was 18) by ourselves. LAME!
But then again, I thought the boys always got away with murder in our congregation....
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The sound of one Dub clapping
by OUTLAW inas i was growing up,i noticed the dubs at assemblys would clap at the slightest provocation.it looked like a beach full of seals.as soon as a few started,the rest would join in.for some it looked like they just woke up and figured they should start clapping so no one would know they fell asleep.most just looked like seals clapping for a fish.kids notice funny things.did any of you notice dub mass behaviour you found funny...outlaw .
edited by - outlaw on 20 july 2002 2:51:40edited by - outlaw on 20 july 2002 2:59:1.
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joannadandy
I recall a few occasions where some of us younger ones would attempt to deliberately start unnecessary applause
Oh man!! Too funny! My Dad and I used to ALWAYS do this during the last talk of the assembly. We would just sit poised hands in front of us, and wait for a pause to start it going. Eventually that got too draining, and my mom got really pissed at us, so we would wait, and look at each other and point to the audience when we felt they would commence with the clappter. Sometimes we were wrong, but that was always our fun game of who would be right in gussing when the flock would clap.